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What did one plate say to the other plate?

Q: What did one plate say to the other plate?

A: He said, “Lunch is on me!”

What did one plate say to the other plate?

Latest Q&A Jokes

Beer bottle

Q: What does a blond and a beer bottle have in common?

A: They’re both empty from the neck up.

Who keeps the ocean clean?

Q: Who keeps the ocean clean?
A: The mermaid.

Blonde Driving

Q: Why did the blonde get pulled over by the police?

A: Her headlights weren’t working, so she was flashing people.

What does a lion call a antelope?

Q: What does a lion call a antelope?

A: Fast food.

Wife & Job

Q: What’s the difference between your wife and your job?

A: After five years your job still sucks.