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What did one plate say to the other plate?

Q: What did one plate say to the other plate?

A: He said, “Lunch is on me!”

What did one plate say to the other plate?

Latest Q&A Jokes

What’s the difference between a rotwieler and a poodle?

Q: What’s the difference between a rotwieler and a poodle?

A: If a rotwieler starts humping your leg you let it finish.

Grey, yellow

Q: What’s grey, yellow, grey, yellow, grey, yellow, grey, yellow, grey, yellow, grey, yellow?

A: An elephant rolling down a hill with a daisy in its mouth!

Blind Fish

Q: What did the fish say when it swam into a wall?

A: “Dam!”

Cow

Q: What do you call a cow with two legs?

A: Lean beef.

The Parrot Joke

Q: What’s orange and sounds like a parrot?

A: A carrot!