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What do you call 5000 dead lawyers at the bottom of the ocean?

Q: What do you call 5000 dead lawyers at the bottom of the ocean?
A: A good start!

Latest Q&A Jokes

What is yellow and dangerous?

Q: What is yellow and dangerous?

A: Pike infested custard.

Smart Sex

Why are men so smart during sex?

Cause they’re plugged into a genius!

How can you tell if a lawyer is well hung?

Q: How can you tell if a lawyer is well hung?
A: You can’t get a finger between the rope and his neck!

Basketball and sex

Q: What is the different between a basketball and a sex?

A: The basketball dribble first then shoot while the sex shoot first then dribble…

How do you confuse a stupid person?

Q: How do you confuse a stupid person?
A: Put them in a round room and tell them to sit in the corner.