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What do you call 5000 dead lawyers at the bottom of the ocean?

Q: What do you call 5000 dead lawyers at the bottom of the ocean?
A: A good start!

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How many men does it take to open a beer?

Q: How many men does it take to open a beer?

A: None. It should be opened when she brings it.

How do blonde brain cells die?

Q: How do blonde brain cells die?

A: Alone.

Who sends a thousand valentines cards signed’, guess who’?

Q: Who sends a thousand valentines cards signed’, guess who’?

A: A divorce lawyer.

Lip stick stains on the steering wheel

Q: Why are there lip stick stains on the steering wheel after a blonde drives a car?

A: Because she blows the horn!

How do you tell?

Q: How do you tell when a blonde reaches orgasm?
A1: She drops her nail-file!
A2: Who cares?
A3: She says, “Next”.
A4: The next person in the queue taps you on the shoulder.
A5: He’s had his clothes for about 2 minutes.
A6: I mean, who really cares?
A7: The batteries have run out.