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What do you call 5000 dead lawyers at the bottom of the ocean?

Q: What do you call 5000 dead lawyers at the bottom of the ocean?
A: A good start!

Latest Q&A Jokes

What is a baby’s favorite reptile?

Q: What is a baby’s favorite reptile?

A: A rattlesnake.

Why are pirates called pirates?

Q: Why are pirates called pirates?

A: Because they aaarrreee!

Dictionary or octopus?

Q: What do man and women have when they do work on the bed?

A: A dicktionary and an octopussy.

Why are blondes like cornflakes

Q: Why are blondes like cornflakes?

A: Because they’re simple, easy and they taste good.

The Parrot Joke

Q: What’s orange and sounds like a parrot?

A: A carrot!