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What do you call 5000 dead lawyers at the bottom of the ocean?

Q: What do you call 5000 dead lawyers at the bottom of the ocean?
A: A good start!

Latest Q&A Jokes

A blonde and shower

Q: What’s the difference between a blonde and a shower?

A: You don’t have to turn a blonde on to get her wet.

Why do men die before their wives?

Q: Why do men die before their wives?

A: They want to.

Lightbulb to the fuse

Q: What did the lightbulb say to the fuse ?

A: That’s a blow!

What flower is in between your nose and your chin?

Q: What flower is in between your nose and your chin?
A: Two lips!

Where do snowmen go to dance?

Q: Where do snowmen go to dance?

A: Snowballs.