A blonde and shower
Q: What’s the difference between a blonde and a shower?
A: You don’t have to turn a blonde on to get her wet.
Q: What do you call 5000 dead lawyers at the bottom of the ocean?
A: A good start!
Q: What’s the difference between a blonde and a shower?
A: You don’t have to turn a blonde on to get her wet.
Q: Why do men die before their wives?
A: They want to.
Q: What did the lightbulb say to the fuse ?
A: That’s a blow!
Q: What flower is in between your nose and your chin?
A: Two lips!
Q: Where do snowmen go to dance?
A: Snowballs.