Blind Fish
Q: What did the fish say when it swam into a wall?
A: “Dam!”
What do you call 5000 dead lawyers at the bottom of the ocean?
Q: What do you call 5000 dead lawyers at the bottom of the ocean?
A: A good start!
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Grenade
Q: What do you do if a blonde throws a pin at you?
A: Run! She’s got a grenade in her mouth!
How do you stop a fish from smelling?
Q: How do you stop a fish from smelling?
A: Cut it’s nose off.
Cow Disease
Q: Why can’t men get mad cow disease?
A: Because they’re pigs.
Basketball and sex
Q: What is the different between a basketball and a sex?
A: The basketball dribble first then shoot while the sex shoot first then dribble…