What is a baby’s favorite reptile?
Q: What is a baby’s favorite reptile?
A: A rattlesnake.
What do you call 5000 dead lawyers at the bottom of the ocean?
Q: What do you call 5000 dead lawyers at the bottom of the ocean?
A: A good start!
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Why are pirates called pirates?
Q: Why are pirates called pirates?
A: Because they aaarrreee!
Dictionary or octopus?
Q: What do man and women have when they do work on the bed?
A: A dicktionary and an octopussy.
Why are blondes like cornflakes
Q: Why are blondes like cornflakes?
A: Because they’re simple, easy and they taste good.
The Parrot Joke
Q: What’s orange and sounds like a parrot?
A: A carrot!