What do you call a blonde that goes to college? Q: What do you call a blonde that goes to college? A: A Visitor!
What do squirrels give for Valentine’s Day? Q: What do squirrels give for Valentine’s Day? A: Forget-me-nuts.
What did the valentine card say to the stamp? Q: What did the valentine card say to the stamp? A: Stick with me and we’ll go places!
What did the dog get when he multiplied 88 x 7? Q: What did the dog get when he multiplied 88 x 7? A: The wrong answer.
What did one plate say to the other plate? Q: What did one plate say to the other plate? A: He said, "Lunch is on me!"