Q: What do you call a sheep with no legs?
A: A cloud.
Q: What's brown and sticky?
A: A stick.
Q: What’s the difference between a lawyer and a herd of buffalo?
A: The lawyer charges more.
Q: What stops then goes then stops then goes?
A: A blonde at a blinking red light.
Q: What is yellow and dangerous?
A: Pike infested custard.
Q: What is the fastest fish in the sea?