Q: What do you call a snowman in the summer?
A: A puddle.
Q: How do you tell when a blonde reaches orgasm?
A1: She drops her nail-file!
A2: Who cares?
A3: She says, “Next”.
A4: The next person in the queue taps you on the shoulder.
A5: He’s had his clothes for about 2 minutes.
A6: I mean, who really cares?
A7: The batteries have run out.
Q: Who sends a thousand valentines cards signed’, guess who’?
A: A divorce lawyer.
Q: How do you stop a fish from smelling?
A: Cut it’s nose off.
Q: Why is “U” the happiest letter?
A: Because it is in the middle of “fun”.
Q: What do a hemophiliac and a virgin have in common?
A: One prick and they’re done.