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What do you call a snowman in the summer?

Q: What do you call a snowman in the summer?

A: A puddle.

Latest Q&A Jokes

How many men does it take to open a beer?

Q: How many men does it take to open a beer?

A: None. It should be opened when she brings it.

What do you call a blonde that goes to college?

Q: What do you call a blonde that goes to college?

A: A Visitor!

Brainwash

Q: How do you brainwash a blonde?
A: Give her a douche and shake her upside down.

What do you call 5000 dead lawyers at the bottom of the ocean?

Q: What do you call 5000 dead lawyers at the bottom of the ocean?
A: A good start!

Grenade

Q: What do you do if a blonde throws a pin at you?

A: Run! She’s got a grenade in her mouth!