What do squirrels give for Valentine’s Day?
Q: What do squirrels give for Valentine’s Day?
A: Forget-me-nuts.
What do you call a snowman in the summer?
Q: What do you call a snowman in the summer?
A: A puddle.
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What do you call 5000 dead lawyers at the bottom of the ocean?
Q: What do you call 5000 dead lawyers at the bottom of the ocean?
A: A good start!
How can you tell which tricycle belongs to the blonde?
Q: How can you tell which tricycle belongs to the blonde?
A: A:It is the one with the kickstand.
How many men does it take to open a beer?
Q: How many men does it take to open a beer?
A: None. It should be opened when she brings it.
Why do men die before their wives?
Q: Why do men die before their wives?
A: They want to.