How many men does it take to open a beer?
Q: How many men does it take to open a beer?
A: None. It should be opened when she brings it.
What do you call a snowman in the summer?
Q: What do you call a snowman in the summer?
A: A puddle.
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What do you call a blonde that goes to college?
Q: What do you call a blonde that goes to college?
A: A Visitor!
Brainwash
Q: How do you brainwash a blonde?
A: Give her a douche and shake her upside down.
What do you call 5000 dead lawyers at the bottom of the ocean?
Q: What do you call 5000 dead lawyers at the bottom of the ocean?
A: A good start!
Grenade
Q: What do you do if a blonde throws a pin at you?
A: Run! She’s got a grenade in her mouth!