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What flower is in between your nose and your chin?

Q: What flower is in between your nose and your chin?
A: Two lips!

Latest Q&A Jokes

Raven and Dog

Q: What do you get when you cross a raven with a mad dog?

A: A ravin lunatic.

Why is a Laundromat a really bad place to pick up a woman?

Q: Why is a Laundromat a really bad place to pick up a woman?

A: Because a woman who can’t even afford a washing machine will probably never be able to support you.

Miss Right

Q: I married Miss Right.

A: I just didn’t know her first name was “Always”.

Why did the invisible man turn down a job offer?

Q: Why did the invisible man turn down a job offer?

A: He just couldn’t see himself doing it.

How do you stop a fish from smelling?

Q: How do you stop a fish from smelling?

A: Cut it’s nose off.