Cow
Q: What do you call a cow with two legs?
A: Lean beef.
What flower is in between your nose and your chin?
Q: What flower is in between your nose and your chin?
A: Two lips!
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What’s brown and sticky?
Q: What’s brown and sticky?
A: A stick.
Why is “U” the happiest letter?
Q: Why is “U” the happiest letter?
A: Because it is in the middle of “fun”.
Light bulb
Q: How many unemployed actors does it take to change a light bulb?
A: One hundred. One to change it, and ninety-nine to stand around and say, “Hey, I could’ve done that!”
Flies Have Wings, Why?
Q: Do you know why flies have wings?
A: So they can beat the hicks to the watermelon.