Raven and Dog
Q: What do you get when you cross a raven with a mad dog?
A: A ravin lunatic.
What flower is in between your nose and your chin?
Q: What flower is in between your nose and your chin?
A: Two lips!
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Why is a Laundromat a really bad place to pick up a woman?
Q: Why is a Laundromat a really bad place to pick up a woman?
A: Because a woman who can’t even afford a washing machine will probably never be able to support you.
Miss Right
Q: I married Miss Right.
A: I just didn’t know her first name was “Always”.
Why did the invisible man turn down a job offer?
Q: Why did the invisible man turn down a job offer?
A: He just couldn’t see himself doing it.
How do you stop a fish from smelling?
Q: How do you stop a fish from smelling?
A: Cut it’s nose off.