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What flower is in between your nose and your chin?

Q: What flower is in between your nose and your chin?
A: Two lips!

Latest Q&A Jokes

How do you stop a fish from smelling?

Q: How do you stop a fish from smelling?

A: Cut it’s nose off.

What is yellow and dangerous?

Q: What is yellow and dangerous?

A: Pike infested custard.

What did one plate say to the other plate?

Q: What did one plate say to the other plate?

A: He said, “Lunch is on me!”

Why do blondes always rapidly flap their hands towards theirs ears?

Q: Why do blondes always rapidly flap their hands towards theirs ears?

A: They’re refuelling.

Grenade

Q: What do you do if a blonde throws a pin at you?

A: Run! She’s got a grenade in her mouth!