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What flower is in between your nose and your chin?

Q: What flower is in between your nose and your chin?
A: Two lips!

Latest Q&A Jokes

Cow

Q: What do you call a cow with two legs?

A: Lean beef.

What’s brown and sticky?

Q: What’s brown and sticky?

A: A stick.

Why is “U” the happiest letter?

Q: Why is “U” the happiest letter?

A: Because it is in the middle of “fun”.

Light bulb

Q: How many unemployed actors does it take to change a light bulb?

A: One hundred. One to change it, and ninety-nine to stand around and say, “Hey, I could’ve done that!”

Flies Have Wings, Why?

Q: Do you know why flies have wings?

A: So they can beat the hicks to the watermelon.