How do you stop a fish from smelling?
Q: How do you stop a fish from smelling?
A: Cut it’s nose off.
What flower is in between your nose and your chin?
Q: What flower is in between your nose and your chin?
A: Two lips!
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What is yellow and dangerous?
Q: What is yellow and dangerous?
A: Pike infested custard.
What did one plate say to the other plate?
Q: What did one plate say to the other plate?
A: He said, “Lunch is on me!”
Why do blondes always rapidly flap their hands towards theirs ears?
Q: Why do blondes always rapidly flap their hands towards theirs ears?
A: They’re refuelling.
Grenade
Q: What do you do if a blonde throws a pin at you?
A: Run! She’s got a grenade in her mouth!