Cow Disease
Q: Why can’t men get mad cow disease?
A: Because they’re pigs.
What is a baby’s favorite reptile?
Q: What is a baby’s favorite reptile?
A: A rattlesnake.
Jokes by Category
Latest Q&A Jokes
Miss Right
Q: I married Miss Right.
A: I just didn’t know her first name was “Always”.
What do squirrels give for Valentine’s Day?
Q: What do squirrels give for Valentine’s Day?
A: Forget-me-nuts.
A blonde and shower
Q: What’s the difference between a blonde and a shower?
A: You don’t have to turn a blonde on to get her wet.
Golf Balls and G-Spots
What’s the difference between a girl’s G-spot and a golf ball?
A man will spend hours looking for the golf ball!