Blonde basement
Q: What do you call a basement full of blondes?
A: A whine cellar.
What is a baby’s favorite reptile?
Q: What is a baby’s favorite reptile?
A: A rattlesnake.
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Blonde Driving
Q: Why did the blonde get pulled over by the police?
A: Her headlights weren’t working, so she was flashing people.
Pregnant
Q: I’m two months pregnant now. When will my baby move?
A: With any luck, right after he finishes school.
How do you tell?
Q: How do you tell when a blonde reaches orgasm?
A1: She drops her nail-file!
A2: Who cares?
A3: She says, “Next”.
A4: The next person in the queue taps you on the shoulder.
A5: He’s had his clothes for about 2 minutes.
A6: I mean, who really cares?
A7: The batteries have run out.
Why is “U” the happiest letter?
Q: Why is “U” the happiest letter?
A: Because it is in the middle of “fun”.