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What is a baby’s favorite reptile?

Q: What is a baby’s favorite reptile?

A: A rattlesnake.

Latest Q&A Jokes

How do you get a blonde to marry you?

Q: How do you get a blonde to marry you?

A: Tell her she’s pregnant.

How many men does it take to open a beer?

Q: How many men does it take to open a beer?

A: None. It should be opened when she brings it.

Why do men die before their wives?

Q: Why do men die before their wives?

A: They want to.

Blonde Driving

Q: Why did the blonde get pulled over by the police?

A: Her headlights weren’t working, so she was flashing people.

Lip stick stains on the steering wheel

Q: Why are there lip stick stains on the steering wheel after a blonde drives a car?

A: Because she blows the horn!