Q: What is a baby’s favorite reptile?
A: A rattlesnake.
Q: A blonde is walking down the street with a pig under her arm. She passes a person who asks “where did you get that?”
A: The pig says, “i won her in a raffle!”
Q: What do you do if a blonde throws a pin at you?
A: Run! She’s got a grenade in her mouth!
Q: Who sends a thousand valentines cards signed’, guess who’?
A: A divorce lawyer.
Q: A blond going to London on a plane, how can you steal her window seat?
A: Tell her the seats that are going to London are all in the middle row.
Q: Why did the pig go into the kitchen?
A: He felt like bacon.