How do you get a blonde to marry you?
Q: How do you get a blonde to marry you?
A: Tell her she’s pregnant.
What is a baby’s favorite reptile?
Q: What is a baby’s favorite reptile?
A: A rattlesnake.
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How many men does it take to open a beer?
Q: How many men does it take to open a beer?
A: None. It should be opened when she brings it.
Why do men die before their wives?
Q: Why do men die before their wives?
A: They want to.
Blonde Driving
Q: Why did the blonde get pulled over by the police?
A: Her headlights weren’t working, so she was flashing people.
Lip stick stains on the steering wheel
Q: Why are there lip stick stains on the steering wheel after a blonde drives a car?
A: Because she blows the horn!