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What is a baby’s favorite reptile?

Q: What is a baby’s favorite reptile?

A: A rattlesnake.

Latest Q&A Jokes

Blonde basement

Q: What do you call a basement full of blondes?

A: A whine cellar.

Smart Sex

Why are men so smart during sex?

Cause they’re plugged into a genius!

What does a lion call a antelope?

Q: What does a lion call a antelope?

A: Fast food.

Brainwash

Q: How do you brainwash a blonde?
A: Give her a douche and shake her upside down.

Why is a Laundromat a really bad place to pick up a woman?

Q: Why is a Laundromat a really bad place to pick up a woman?

A: Because a woman who can’t even afford a washing machine will probably never be able to support you.