What did one plate say to the other plate?
Q: What did one plate say to the other plate?
A: He said, “Lunch is on me!”
What is Fast Food?
Q: What is Fast Food?
A: A chicken running down the road.
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Why did the invisible man turn down a job offer?
Q: Why did the invisible man turn down a job offer?
A: He just couldn’t see himself doing it.
What does a blonde put behind her ears to make her more attractive?
Q: What does a blonde put behind her ears to make her more attractive?
A: Her ankles.
Why are blondes like cornflakes
Q: Why are blondes like cornflakes?
A: Because they’re simple, easy and they taste good.
Flies Have Wings, Why?
Q: Do you know why flies have wings?
A: So they can beat the hicks to the watermelon.