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What is Fast Food?

Q: What is Fast Food?

A: A chicken running down the road.

Latest Q&A Jokes

Why are pirates called pirates?

Q: Why are pirates called pirates?

A: Because they aaarrreee!

Brainwash

Q: How do you brainwash a blonde?
A: Give her a douche and shake her upside down.

A 100 dollar bill

Q:Once there was the tooth fairy, Santa Claus, Easter bunny, a smart blonde and a dumb blonde they were walking down the road when they saw a $100 dollars bill who gets it??

A: No one the first four dont exsist and the other blonde thought it was a gumwraper!

Wife & Job

Q: What’s the difference between your wife and your job?

A: After five years your job still sucks.

Miss Right

Q: I married Miss Right.

A: I just didn’t know her first name was “Always”.