Why are pirates called pirates?
Q: Why are pirates called pirates?
A: Because they aaarrreee!
What is Fast Food?
Q: What is Fast Food?
A: A chicken running down the road.
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Latest Q&A Jokes
Brainwash
Q: How do you brainwash a blonde?
A: Give her a douche and shake her upside down.
A 100 dollar bill
Q:Once there was the tooth fairy, Santa Claus, Easter bunny, a smart blonde and a dumb blonde they were walking down the road when they saw a $100 dollars bill who gets it??
A: No one the first four dont exsist and the other blonde thought it was a gumwraper!
Wife & Job
Q: What’s the difference between your wife and your job?
A: After five years your job still sucks.
Miss Right
Q: I married Miss Right.
A: I just didn’t know her first name was “Always”.