Q: What is Fast Food?
A: A chicken running down the road.
Q: Why do blondes always rapidly flap their hands towards theirs ears?
A: They're refuelling.
Q: Why did the pig go into the kitchen?
A: He felt like bacon.
Q: Why did the invisible man turn down a job offer?
A: He just couldn’t see himself doing it.
Q: Why did the blonde purchase an AM radio?
A: She didn’t want one for nights.
Q: Why are pirates called pirates?
A: Because they aaarrreee!