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What is green and smells?

Hulk’s fart.

Latest Q&A Jokes

Blondes and Waterskiing

Why can you not teach blondes to waterski?

When they get wet, they roll over on their backs!

How many men does it take to open a beer?

Q: How many men does it take to open a beer?

A: None. It should be opened when she brings it.

How do blonde brain cells die?

Q: How do blonde brain cells die?

A: Alone.

What do you call a snowman in the summer?

Q: What do you call a snowman in the summer?

A: A puddle.

What did the valentine card say to the stamp?

Q: What did the valentine card say to the stamp?

A: Stick with me and we’ll go places!