Grenade
Q: What do you do if a blonde throws a pin at you?
A: Run! She’s got a grenade in her mouth!
What is green and smells?
Hulk’s fart.
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Grey, yellow
Q: What’s grey, yellow, grey, yellow, grey, yellow, grey, yellow, grey, yellow, grey, yellow?
A: An elephant rolling down a hill with a daisy in its mouth!
The Parrot Joke
Q: What’s orange and sounds like a parrot?
A: A carrot!
Why are blondes like cornflakes
Q: Why are blondes like cornflakes?
A: Because they’re simple, easy and they taste good.
How can you tell which tricycle belongs to the blonde?
Q: How can you tell which tricycle belongs to the blonde?
A: A:It is the one with the kickstand.