What do you call people who are afraid of Santa Claus?
Q: What do you call people who are afraid of Santa Claus?
A: Claustrophobic.
What is green and smells?
Hulk’s fart.
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How many men does it take to open a beer?
Q: How many men does it take to open a beer?
A: None. It should be opened when she brings it.
The Parrot Joke
Q: What’s orange and sounds like a parrot?
A: A carrot!
What flower is in between your nose and your chin?
Q: What flower is in between your nose and your chin?
A: Two lips!
What is yellow and dangerous?
Q: What is yellow and dangerous?
A: Pike infested custard.