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What is green and smells?

Hulk’s fart.

Latest Q&A Jokes

Grenade

Q: What do you do if a blonde throws a pin at you?

A: Run! She’s got a grenade in her mouth!

Grey, yellow

Q: What’s grey, yellow, grey, yellow, grey, yellow, grey, yellow, grey, yellow, grey, yellow?

A: An elephant rolling down a hill with a daisy in its mouth!

The Parrot Joke

Q: What’s orange and sounds like a parrot?

A: A carrot!

Why are blondes like cornflakes

Q: Why are blondes like cornflakes?

A: Because they’re simple, easy and they taste good.

How can you tell which tricycle belongs to the blonde?

Q: How can you tell which tricycle belongs to the blonde?
A: A:It is the one with the kickstand.