Blondes and Waterskiing
Why can you not teach blondes to waterski?
When they get wet, they roll over on their backs!
What is green and smells?
Hulk’s fart.
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How many men does it take to open a beer?
Q: How many men does it take to open a beer?
A: None. It should be opened when she brings it.
How do blonde brain cells die?
Q: How do blonde brain cells die?
A: Alone.
What do you call a snowman in the summer?
Q: What do you call a snowman in the summer?
A: A puddle.
What did the valentine card say to the stamp?
Q: What did the valentine card say to the stamp?
A: Stick with me and we’ll go places!