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What is green and smells?

Hulk’s fart.

Latest Q&A Jokes

What is green and smells?

Hulk’s fart.

Wife & Job

Q: What’s the difference between your wife and your job?

A: After five years your job still sucks.

Blonde Driving

Q: Why did the blonde get pulled over by the police?

A: Her headlights weren’t working, so she was flashing people.

How can you tell if a lawyer is well hung?

Q: How can you tell if a lawyer is well hung?
A: You can’t get a finger between the rope and his neck!

Why is a Laundromat a really bad place to pick up a woman?

Q: Why is a Laundromat a really bad place to pick up a woman?

A: Because a woman who can’t even afford a washing machine will probably never be able to support you.