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The largest collection of jokes.

What is green and smells?

Hulk’s fart.

Latest Q&A Jokes

What do you call people who are afraid of Santa Claus?

Q: What do you call people who are afraid of Santa Claus?

A: Claustrophobic.

How many men does it take to open a beer?

Q: How many men does it take to open a beer?

A: None. It should be opened when she brings it.

The Parrot Joke

Q: What’s orange and sounds like a parrot?

A: A carrot!

What flower is in between your nose and your chin?

Q: What flower is in between your nose and your chin?
A: Two lips!

What is yellow and dangerous?

Q: What is yellow and dangerous?

A: Pike infested custard.