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What is green and smells?

Hulk’s fart.

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Why are pirates called pirates?

Q: Why are pirates called pirates?

A: Because they aaarrreee!

What is the fastest fish in the sea?

Q: What is the fastest fish in the sea?

A: Go-carp.

Flies Have Wings, Why?

Q: Do you know why flies have wings?

A: So they can beat the hicks to the watermelon.

Why is a Laundromat a really bad place to pick up a woman?

Q: Why is a Laundromat a really bad place to pick up a woman?

A: Because a woman who can’t even afford a washing machine will probably never be able to support you.

Who keeps the ocean clean?

Q: Who keeps the ocean clean?
A: The mermaid.