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What is the fastest fish in the sea?

Q: What is the fastest fish in the sea?

A: Go-carp.

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Who keeps the ocean clean?

Q: Who keeps the ocean clean?
A: The mermaid.

Cow Disease

Q: Why can’t men get mad cow disease?

A: Because they’re pigs.

Why do blondes always rapidly flap their hands towards theirs ears?

Q: Why do blondes always rapidly flap their hands towards theirs ears?

A: They’re refuelling.

Pregnant

Q: I’m two months pregnant now. When will my baby move?

A: With any luck, right after he finishes school.

What does a blonde put behind her ears to make her more attractive?

Q: What does a blonde put behind her ears to make her more attractive?

A: Her ankles.