Why is a Laundromat a really bad place to pick up a woman?
Q: Why is a Laundromat a really bad place to pick up a woman?
A: Because a woman who can’t even afford a washing machine will probably never be able to support you.
What is the fastest fish in the sea?
Q: What is the fastest fish in the sea?
A: Go-carp.
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Light bulb
Q: How many unemployed actors does it take to change a light bulb?
A: One hundred. One to change it, and ninety-nine to stand around and say, “Hey, I could’ve done that!”
Cow Disease
Q: Why can’t men get mad cow disease?
A: Because they’re pigs.
What’s the difference between a lawyer and a herd of buffalo?
Q: What’s the difference between a lawyer and a herd of buffalo?
A: The lawyer charges more.
Beer bottle
Q: What does a blond and a beer bottle have in common?
A: They’re both empty from the neck up.