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What is the fastest fish in the sea?

Q: What is the fastest fish in the sea?

A: Go-carp.

Latest Q&A Jokes

What do you call a blonde that goes to college?

Q: What do you call a blonde that goes to college?

A: A Visitor!

Lip stick stains on the steering wheel

Q: Why are there lip stick stains on the steering wheel after a blonde drives a car?

A: Because she blows the horn!

What is a baby’s favorite reptile?

Q: What is a baby’s favorite reptile?

A: A rattlesnake.

What is the fastest fish in the sea?

Q: What is the fastest fish in the sea?

A: Go-carp.

How can you tell a drummer’s at the door?

Q: How can you tell a drummer’s at the door?

A: The knocking speeds up.