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Why are pirates called pirates?

Q: Why are pirates called pirates?

A: Because they aaarrreee!

Latest Q&A Jokes

What is green and smells?

Hulk’s fart.

Lightbulb to the fuse

Q: What did the lightbulb say to the fuse ?

A: That’s a blow!

Blonde basement

Q: What do you call a basement full of blondes?

A: A whine cellar.

How can you tell if a lawyer is well hung?

Q: How can you tell if a lawyer is well hung?
A: You can’t get a finger between the rope and his neck!

What do you call a sheep with no legs?

Q: What do you call a sheep with no legs?

A: A cloud.