Raven and Dog
Q: What do you get when you cross a raven with a mad dog?
A: A ravin lunatic.
Why are pirates called pirates?
Q: Why are pirates called pirates?
A: Because they aaarrreee!
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A blonde is walking down the street with a pig under her arm. She passes a person who asks “where did you get that?”
Q: A blonde is walking down the street with a pig under her arm. She passes a person who asks “where did you get that?”
A: The pig says, “i won her in a raffle!”
Cow
Q: What do you call a cow with two legs?
A: Lean beef.
Hemophiliac and Virgin
Q: What do a hemophiliac and a virgin have in common?
A: One prick and they’re done.
Grey, yellow
Q: What’s grey, yellow, grey, yellow, grey, yellow, grey, yellow, grey, yellow, grey, yellow?
A: An elephant rolling down a hill with a daisy in its mouth!