Miss Right
Q: I married Miss Right.
A: I just didn’t know her first name was “Always”.
Why are pirates called pirates?
Q: Why are pirates called pirates?
A: Because they aaarrreee!
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Blonde basement
Q: What do you call a basement full of blondes?
A: A whine cellar.
Cow
Q: What do you call a cow with two legs?
A: Lean beef.
Cow Disease
Q: Why can’t men get mad cow disease?
A: Because they’re pigs.
Why did the invisible man turn down a job offer?
Q: Why did the invisible man turn down a job offer?
A: He just couldn’t see himself doing it.