Who keeps the ocean clean?
Q: Who keeps the ocean clean?
A: The mermaid.
Why are pirates called pirates?
Q: Why are pirates called pirates?
A: Because they aaarrreee!
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The Parrot Joke
Q: What’s orange and sounds like a parrot?
A: A carrot!
How do you tell?
Q: How do you tell when a blonde reaches orgasm?
A1: She drops her nail-file!
A2: Who cares?
A3: She says, “Next”.
A4: The next person in the queue taps you on the shoulder.
A5: He’s had his clothes for about 2 minutes.
A6: I mean, who really cares?
A7: The batteries have run out.
Black, white, black, white, black, white
Q: What goes black white, black, white, black, white?
A: A Penguin rolling down a hill!
Where do snowmen go to dance?
Q: Where do snowmen go to dance?
A: Snowballs.