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Why are pirates called pirates?

Q: Why are pirates called pirates?

A: Because they aaarrreee!

Latest Q&A Jokes

Miss Right

Q: I married Miss Right.

A: I just didn’t know her first name was “Always”.

Blonde basement

Q: What do you call a basement full of blondes?

A: A whine cellar.

Cow

Q: What do you call a cow with two legs?

A: Lean beef.

Cow Disease

Q: Why can’t men get mad cow disease?

A: Because they’re pigs.

Why did the invisible man turn down a job offer?

Q: Why did the invisible man turn down a job offer?

A: He just couldn’t see himself doing it.