What is green and smells?
Hulk’s fart.
Why are pirates called pirates?
Q: Why are pirates called pirates?
A: Because they aaarrreee!
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Lightbulb to the fuse
Q: What did the lightbulb say to the fuse ?
A: That’s a blow!
Blonde basement
Q: What do you call a basement full of blondes?
A: A whine cellar.
How can you tell if a lawyer is well hung?
Q: How can you tell if a lawyer is well hung?
A: You can’t get a finger between the rope and his neck!
What do you call a sheep with no legs?
Q: What do you call a sheep with no legs?
A: A cloud.