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Why are pirates called pirates?

Q: Why are pirates called pirates?

A: Because they aaarrreee!

Latest Q&A Jokes

Who keeps the ocean clean?

Q: Who keeps the ocean clean?
A: The mermaid.

The Parrot Joke

Q: What’s orange and sounds like a parrot?

A: A carrot!

How do you tell?

Q: How do you tell when a blonde reaches orgasm?
A1: She drops her nail-file!
A2: Who cares?
A3: She says, “Next”.
A4: The next person in the queue taps you on the shoulder.
A5: He’s had his clothes for about 2 minutes.
A6: I mean, who really cares?
A7: The batteries have run out.

Black, white, black, white, black, white

Q: What goes black white, black, white, black, white?

A: A Penguin rolling down a hill!

Where do snowmen go to dance?

Q: Where do snowmen go to dance?

A: Snowballs.