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Why are pirates called pirates?

Q: Why are pirates called pirates?

A: Because they aaarrreee!

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What is a baby’s favorite reptile?

Q: What is a baby’s favorite reptile?

A: A rattlesnake.

How do blonde brain cells die?

Q: How do blonde brain cells die?

A: Alone.

How do you know when a woman is about to say something smart?

Q: How do you know when a woman is about to say something smart?

A: When she starts a sentence with “A man once told me…”

Miss Right

Q: I married Miss Right.

A: I just didn’t know her first name was “Always”.

What stops then goes then stops then goes?

Q: What stops then goes then stops then goes?
A: A blonde at a blinking red light.