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Why are pirates called pirates?

Q: Why are pirates called pirates?

A: Because they aaarrreee!

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Light bulb

Q: How many Hollywood actors does it take to change a light bulb?

A: Just one. He holds the bulb and the universe revolves around him.

Blonde basement

Q: What do you call a basement full of blondes?

A: A whine cellar.

How can you tell a drummer’s at the door?

Q: How can you tell a drummer’s at the door?

A: The knocking speeds up.

What did one plate say to the other plate?

Q: What did one plate say to the other plate?

A: He said, “Lunch is on me!”

Who keeps the ocean clean?

Q: Who keeps the ocean clean?
A: The mermaid.