What is green and smells?
Hulk’s fart.
Why did the invisible man turn down a job offer?
Q: Why did the invisible man turn down a job offer?
A: He just couldn’t see himself doing it.
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The Parrot Joke
Q: What’s orange and sounds like a parrot?
A: A carrot!
Why did the blonde purchase AM radio?
Q: Why did the blonde purchase an AM radio?
A: She didn’t want one for nights.
What’s the difference between a rotwieler and a poodle?
Q: What’s the difference between a rotwieler and a poodle?
A: If a rotwieler starts humping your leg you let it finish.
A blond going to London on a plane, how can you steal her window seat?
Q: A blond going to London on a plane, how can you steal her window seat?
A: Tell her the seats that are going to London are all in the middle row.