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Why did the invisible man turn down a job offer?

Q: Why did the invisible man turn down a job offer?

A: He just couldn’t see himself doing it.

Latest Q&A Jokes

What flower is in between your nose and your chin?

Q: What flower is in between your nose and your chin?
A: Two lips!

What stops then goes then stops then goes?

Q: What stops then goes then stops then goes?
A: A blonde at a blinking red light.

What did one plate say to the other plate?

Q: What did one plate say to the other plate?

A: He said, “Lunch is on me!”

What do you call people who are afraid of Santa Claus?

Q: What do you call people who are afraid of Santa Claus?

A: Claustrophobic.

Basketball and sex

Q: What is the different between a basketball and a sex?

A: The basketball dribble first then shoot while the sex shoot first then dribble…