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Why did the invisible man turn down a job offer?

Q: Why did the invisible man turn down a job offer?

A: He just couldn’t see himself doing it.

Latest Q&A Jokes

Who sends a thousand valentines cards signed’, guess who’?

Q: Who sends a thousand valentines cards signed’, guess who’?

A: A divorce lawyer.

How do you confuse a stupid person?

Q: How do you confuse a stupid person?
A: Put them in a round room and tell them to sit in the corner.

Why are blondes like cornflakes

Q: Why are blondes like cornflakes?

A: Because they’re simple, easy and they taste good.

Light bulb

Q: How many unemployed actors does it take to change a light bulb?

A: One hundred. One to change it, and ninety-nine to stand around and say, “Hey, I could’ve done that!”

A 100 dollar bill

Q:Once there was the tooth fairy, Santa Claus, Easter bunny, a smart blonde and a dumb blonde they were walking down the road when they saw a $100 dollars bill who gets it??

A: No one the first four dont exsist and the other blonde thought it was a gumwraper!