Cow
Q: What do you call a cow with two legs?
A: Lean beef.
Why did the invisible man turn down a job offer?
Q: Why did the invisible man turn down a job offer?
A: He just couldn’t see himself doing it.
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What did one plate say to the other plate?
Q: What did one plate say to the other plate?
A: He said, “Lunch is on me!”
What did the valentine card say to the stamp?
Q: What did the valentine card say to the stamp?
A: Stick with me and we’ll go places!
Who sends a thousand valentines cards signed’, guess who’?
Q: Who sends a thousand valentines cards signed’, guess who’?
A: A divorce lawyer.
What’s the difference between a lawyer and a herd of buffalo?
Q: What’s the difference between a lawyer and a herd of buffalo?
A: The lawyer charges more.