What flower is in between your nose and your chin?
Q: What flower is in between your nose and your chin?
A: Two lips!
Why did the invisible man turn down a job offer?
Q: Why did the invisible man turn down a job offer?
A: He just couldn’t see himself doing it.
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What stops then goes then stops then goes?
Q: What stops then goes then stops then goes?
A: A blonde at a blinking red light.
What did one plate say to the other plate?
Q: What did one plate say to the other plate?
A: He said, “Lunch is on me!”
What do you call people who are afraid of Santa Claus?
Q: What do you call people who are afraid of Santa Claus?
A: Claustrophobic.
Basketball and sex
Q: What is the different between a basketball and a sex?
A: The basketball dribble first then shoot while the sex shoot first then dribble…