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Why did the pig go into the kitchen?

Q: Why did the pig go into the kitchen?

A: He felt like bacon.

Latest Q&A Jokes

What do you call a blonde that goes to college?

Q: What do you call a blonde that goes to college?

A: A Visitor!

Blondes and Waterskiing

Why can you not teach blondes to waterski?

When they get wet, they roll over on their backs!

What did one plate say to the other plate?

Q: What did one plate say to the other plate?

A: He said, “Lunch is on me!”

Why is “U” the happiest letter?

Q: Why is “U” the happiest letter?

A: Because it is in the middle of “fun”.

Who keeps the ocean clean?

Q: Who keeps the ocean clean?
A: The mermaid.