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Why did the pig go into the kitchen?

Q: Why did the pig go into the kitchen?

A: He felt like bacon.

Latest Q&A Jokes

Grenade

Q: What do you do if a blonde throws a pin at you?

A: Run! She’s got a grenade in her mouth!

Blind Fish

Q: What did the fish say when it swam into a wall?

A: “Dam!”

What flower is in between your nose and your chin?

Q: What flower is in between your nose and your chin?
A: Two lips!

How do you get a blonde to marry you?

Q: How do you get a blonde to marry you?

A: Tell her she’s pregnant.

Miss Right

Q: I married Miss Right.

A: I just didn’t know her first name was “Always”.