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Why did the pig go into the kitchen?

Q: Why did the pig go into the kitchen?

A: He felt like bacon.

Latest Q&A Jokes

A blond going to London on a plane, how can you steal her window seat?

Q: A blond going to London on a plane, how can you steal her window seat?
A: Tell her the seats that are going to London are all in the middle row.

Hemophiliac and Virgin

Q: What do a hemophiliac and a virgin have in common?
A: One prick and they’re done.

How do you stop a fish from smelling?

Q: How do you stop a fish from smelling?

A: Cut it’s nose off.

A 100 dollar bill

Q:Once there was the tooth fairy, Santa Claus, Easter bunny, a smart blonde and a dumb blonde they were walking down the road when they saw a $100 dollars bill who gets it??

A: No one the first four dont exsist and the other blonde thought it was a gumwraper!

Why did the blonde purchase AM radio?

Q: Why did the blonde purchase an AM radio?
A: She didn’t want one for nights.