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Why did the pig go into the kitchen?

Q: Why did the pig go into the kitchen?

A: He felt like bacon.

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How do you fix a woman’s watch?

Q: How do you fix a woman’s watch?

A: You don’t. There is a clock on the oven.

What does a blonde put behind her ears to make her more attractive?

Q: What does a blonde put behind her ears to make her more attractive?

A: Her ankles.

Pregnant

Q: I’m two months pregnant now. When will my baby move?

A: With any luck, right after he finishes school.

What is a baby’s favorite reptile?

Q: What is a baby’s favorite reptile?

A: A rattlesnake.

Blonde Driving

Q: Why did the blonde get pulled over by the police?

A: Her headlights weren’t working, so she was flashing people.