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Why did the pig go into the kitchen?

Q: Why did the pig go into the kitchen?

A: He felt like bacon.

Latest Q&A Jokes

Lightbulb to the fuse

Q: What did the lightbulb say to the fuse ?

A: That’s a blow!

What does a blonde put behind her ears to make her more attractive?

Q: What does a blonde put behind her ears to make her more attractive?

A: Her ankles.

Why do gorillas have big noses?

Q: Why do gorillas have big noses?

A: Because they have big fingers.

Flies Have Wings, Why?

Q: Do you know why flies have wings?

A: So they can beat the hicks to the watermelon.

What do you call a sheep with no legs?

Q: What do you call a sheep with no legs?

A: A cloud.