Q: Why did the pig go into the kitchen?
A: He felt like bacon.
Q: What’s grey, yellow, grey, yellow, grey, yellow, grey, yellow, grey, yellow, grey, yellow?
A: An elephant rolling down a hill with a daisy in its mouth!
Q: What do you do if a blonde throws a pin at you?
A: Run! She’s got a grenade in her mouth!
Q: Do you know why flies have wings?
A: So they can beat the hicks to the watermelon.
Q: Did you hear about Pepsi’s new soda just for blondes?
A: It has “open other end” printed on the bottom.
Q: What do man and women have when they do work on the bed?
A: A dicktionary and an octopussy.