Q: Why did the pig go into the kitchen?
A: He felt like bacon.
Why are men so smart during sex?
Cause they’re plugged into a genius!
Q: What do you get when you cross a raven with a mad dog?
A: A ravin lunatic.
Q: I’m two months pregnant now. When will my baby move?
A: With any luck, right after he finishes school.
Q: I married Miss Right.
A: I just didn’t know her first name was “Always”.
Q: Why are there lip stick stains on the steering wheel after a blonde drives a car?
A: Because she blows the horn!