Q: Why do gorillas have big noses?
A: Because they have big fingers.
Q: Why did the blonde get pulled over by the police?
A: Her headlights weren’t working, so she was flashing people.
Q: What do you call a basement full of blondes?
A: A whine cellar.
Q: What did the fish say when it swam into a wall?
Q: What goes black white, black, white, black, white?
A: A Penguin rolling down a hill!
Q: What does a blond and a beer bottle have in common?
A: They’re both empty from the neck up.