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Why do men die before their wives?

Q: Why do men die before their wives?

A: They want to.

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Cow 2

Q: What do you call a cow with no legs?

A: Ground beef.

What do you call a sheep with no legs?

Q: What do you call a sheep with no legs?

A: A cloud.

What do you call 5000 dead lawyers at the bottom of the ocean?

Q: What do you call 5000 dead lawyers at the bottom of the ocean?
A: A good start!

Why did the invisible man turn down a job offer?

Q: Why did the invisible man turn down a job offer?

A: He just couldn’t see himself doing it.

How do you stop a fish from smelling?

Q: How do you stop a fish from smelling?

A: Cut it’s nose off.