Q: Why do men die before their wives?
A: They want to.
Q: Why can’t men get mad cow disease?
A: Because they’re pigs.
Q: What do you call a cow with no legs?
A: Ground beef.
Q: What do you call a cow with two legs?
A: Lean beef.
Q: How do you brainwash a blonde?
A: Give her a douche and shake her upside down.
Why can you not teach blondes to waterski?
When they get wet, they roll over on their backs!