Grenade
Q: What do you do if a blonde throws a pin at you?
A: Run! She’s got a grenade in her mouth!
Why is a Laundromat a really bad place to pick up a woman?
Q: Why is a Laundromat a really bad place to pick up a woman?
A: Because a woman who can’t even afford a washing machine will probably never be able to support you.
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How do you know when a woman is about to say something smart?
Q: How do you know when a woman is about to say something smart?
A: When she starts a sentence with “A man once told me…”
What does a lion call a antelope?
Q: What does a lion call a antelope?
A: Fast food.
What stops then goes then stops then goes?
Q: What stops then goes then stops then goes?
A: A blonde at a blinking red light.
A blond going to London on a plane, how can you steal her window seat?
Q: A blond going to London on a plane, how can you steal her window seat?
A: Tell her the seats that are going to London are all in the middle row.