Pregnant
Q: I’m two months pregnant now. When will my baby move?
A: With any luck, right after he finishes school.
Why is a Laundromat a really bad place to pick up a woman?
Q: Why is a Laundromat a really bad place to pick up a woman?
A: Because a woman who can’t even afford a washing machine will probably never be able to support you.
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Latest Q&A Jokes
What do you call a sheep with no legs?
Q: What do you call a sheep with no legs?
A: A cloud.
Where do snowmen go to dance?
Q: Where do snowmen go to dance?
A: Snowballs.
Why did the pig go into the kitchen?
Q: Why did the pig go into the kitchen?
A: He felt like bacon.
Cow 2
Q: What do you call a cow with no legs?
A: Ground beef.