Pregnant
Q: I’m two months pregnant now. When will my baby move?
A: With any luck, right after he finishes school.
Why is a Laundromat a really bad place to pick up a woman?
Q: Why is a Laundromat a really bad place to pick up a woman?
A: Because a woman who can’t even afford a washing machine will probably never be able to support you.
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Zadnji dodani Q&A Jokes
Black, white, black, white, black, white
Q: What goes black white, black, white, black, white?
A: A Penguin rolling down a hill!
How do you fix a woman’s watch?
Q: How do you fix a woman’s watch?
A: You don’t. There is a clock on the oven.
What do you call a snowman in the summer?
Q: What do you call a snowman in the summer?
A: A puddle.
How can you tell if a lawyer is well hung?
Q: How can you tell if a lawyer is well hung?
A: You can’t get a finger between the rope and his neck!
