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Why is a Laundromat a really bad place to pick up a woman?

Q: Why is a Laundromat a really bad place to pick up a woman?

A: Because a woman who can’t even afford a washing machine will probably never be able to support you.

Latest Q&A Jokes

Cow

Q: What do you call a cow with two legs?

A: Lean beef.

Blonde basement

Q: What do you call a basement full of blondes?

A: A whine cellar.

Flies Have Wings, Why?

Q: Do you know why flies have wings?

A: So they can beat the hicks to the watermelon.

Smart Sex

Why are men so smart during sex?

Cause they’re plugged into a genius!

What is green and smells?

Hulk’s fart.