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Why is a Laundromat a really bad place to pick up a woman?

Q: Why is a Laundromat a really bad place to pick up a woman?

A: Because a woman who can’t even afford a washing machine will probably never be able to support you.

Latest Q&A Jokes

Miss Right

Q: I married Miss Right.

A: I just didn’t know her first name was “Always”.

Flies Have Wings, Why?

Q: Do you know why flies have wings?

A: So they can beat the hicks to the watermelon.

Grey, yellow

Q: What’s grey, yellow, grey, yellow, grey, yellow, grey, yellow, grey, yellow, grey, yellow?

A: An elephant rolling down a hill with a daisy in its mouth!

Blonde basement

Q: What do you call a basement full of blondes?

A: A whine cellar.

Why did the blonde purchase AM radio?

Q: Why did the blonde purchase an AM radio?
A: She didn’t want one for nights.