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Why is a Laundromat a really bad place to pick up a woman?

Q: Why is a Laundromat a really bad place to pick up a woman?

A: Because a woman who can’t even afford a washing machine will probably never be able to support you.

Latest Q&A Jokes

Pregnant

Q: I’m two months pregnant now. When will my baby move?

A: With any luck, right after he finishes school.

What do you call a sheep with no legs?

Q: What do you call a sheep with no legs?

A: A cloud.

Where do snowmen go to dance?

Q: Where do snowmen go to dance?

A: Snowballs.

Why did the pig go into the kitchen?

Q: Why did the pig go into the kitchen?

A: He felt like bacon.

Cow 2

Q: What do you call a cow with no legs?

A: Ground beef.