Miss Right
Q: I married Miss Right.
A: I just didn’t know her first name was “Always”.
Why is a Laundromat a really bad place to pick up a woman?
Q: Why is a Laundromat a really bad place to pick up a woman?
A: Because a woman who can’t even afford a washing machine will probably never be able to support you.
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Flies Have Wings, Why?
Q: Do you know why flies have wings?
A: So they can beat the hicks to the watermelon.
Grey, yellow
Q: What’s grey, yellow, grey, yellow, grey, yellow, grey, yellow, grey, yellow, grey, yellow?
A: An elephant rolling down a hill with a daisy in its mouth!
Blonde basement
Q: What do you call a basement full of blondes?
A: A whine cellar.
Why did the blonde purchase AM radio?
Q: Why did the blonde purchase an AM radio?
A: She didn’t want one for nights.