What is the fastest fish in the sea?
Q: What is the fastest fish in the sea?
A: Go-carp.
Why is a Laundromat a really bad place to pick up a woman?
Q: Why is a Laundromat a really bad place to pick up a woman?
A: Because a woman who can’t even afford a washing machine will probably never be able to support you.
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A 100 dollar bill
Q:Once there was the tooth fairy, Santa Claus, Easter bunny, a smart blonde and a dumb blonde they were walking down the road when they saw a $100 dollars bill who gets it??
A: No one the first four dont exsist and the other blonde thought it was a gumwraper!
What does a lion call a antelope?
Q: What does a lion call a antelope?
A: Fast food.
How do blonde brain cells die?
Q: How do blonde brain cells die?
A: Alone.
What does a blonde put behind her ears to make her more attractive?
Q: What does a blonde put behind her ears to make her more attractive?
A: Her ankles.