Cow
Q: What do you call a cow with two legs?
A: Lean beef.
Why is a Laundromat a really bad place to pick up a woman?
Q: Why is a Laundromat a really bad place to pick up a woman?
A: Because a woman who can’t even afford a washing machine will probably never be able to support you.
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Blonde basement
Q: What do you call a basement full of blondes?
A: A whine cellar.
Flies Have Wings, Why?
Q: Do you know why flies have wings?
A: So they can beat the hicks to the watermelon.
Smart Sex
Why are men so smart during sex?
Cause they’re plugged into a genius!
What is green and smells?
Hulk’s fart.