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Why is a Laundromat a really bad place to pick up a woman?

Q: Why is a Laundromat a really bad place to pick up a woman?

A: Because a woman who can’t even afford a washing machine will probably never be able to support you.

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What is the fastest fish in the sea?

Q: What is the fastest fish in the sea?

A: Go-carp.

A 100 dollar bill

Q:Once there was the tooth fairy, Santa Claus, Easter bunny, a smart blonde and a dumb blonde they were walking down the road when they saw a $100 dollars bill who gets it??

A: No one the first four dont exsist and the other blonde thought it was a gumwraper!

What does a lion call a antelope?

Q: What does a lion call a antelope?

A: Fast food.

How do blonde brain cells die?

Q: How do blonde brain cells die?

A: Alone.

What does a blonde put behind her ears to make her more attractive?

Q: What does a blonde put behind her ears to make her more attractive?

A: Her ankles.