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Why is “U” the happiest letter?

Q: Why is “U” the happiest letter?

A: Because it is in the middle of “fun”.

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What’s brown and sticky?

Q: What’s brown and sticky?

A: A stick.

Pregnant

Q: I’m two months pregnant now. When will my baby move?

A: With any luck, right after he finishes school.

Wife & Job

Q: What’s the difference between your wife and your job?

A: After five years your job still sucks.

Why is a Laundromat a really bad place to pick up a woman?

Q: Why is a Laundromat a really bad place to pick up a woman?

A: Because a woman who can’t even afford a washing machine will probably never be able to support you.

Did you hear about Pepsi’s new soda just for blondes

Q: Did you hear about Pepsi’s new soda just for blondes?

A: It has “open other end” printed on the bottom.