What do you call a sheep with no legs?
Q: What do you call a sheep with no legs?
A: A cloud.
Why is “U” the happiest letter?
Q: Why is “U” the happiest letter?
A: Because it is in the middle of “fun”.
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What does a blonde put behind her ears to make her more attractive?
Q: What does a blonde put behind her ears to make her more attractive?
A: Her ankles.
Why did the blonde purchase AM radio?
Q: Why did the blonde purchase an AM radio?
A: She didn’t want one for nights.
What did the dog get when he multiplied 88 x 7?
Q: What did the dog get when he multiplied 88 x 7?
A: The wrong answer.
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Q: I’m two months pregnant now. When will my baby move?
A: With any luck, right after he finishes school.