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Why is “U” the happiest letter?

Q: Why is “U” the happiest letter?

A: Because it is in the middle of “fun”.

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How many men does it take to open a beer?

Q: How many men does it take to open a beer?

A: None. It should be opened when she brings it.

What’s the difference between a lawyer and a herd of buffalo?

Q: What’s the difference between a lawyer and a herd of buffalo?

A: The lawyer charges more.

How many men does it take to open a beer?

Q: How many men does it take to open a beer?

A: None. It should be opened when she brings it.

Why did the pig go into the kitchen?

Q: Why did the pig go into the kitchen?

A: He felt like bacon.

Why is a Laundromat a really bad place to pick up a woman?

Q: Why is a Laundromat a really bad place to pick up a woman?

A: Because a woman who can’t even afford a washing machine will probably never be able to support you.