What do you call 5000 dead lawyers at the bottom of the ocean?
Q: What do you call 5000 dead lawyers at the bottom of the ocean?
A: A good start!
Why is “U” the happiest letter?
Q: Why is “U” the happiest letter?
A: Because it is in the middle of “fun”.
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Flies Have Wings, Why?
Q: Do you know why flies have wings?
A: So they can beat the hicks to the watermelon.
How do you get a blonde to marry you?
Q: How do you get a blonde to marry you?
A: Tell her she’s pregnant.
What flower is in between your nose and your chin?
Q: What flower is in between your nose and your chin?
A: Two lips!
Golf Balls and G-Spots
What’s the difference between a girl’s G-spot and a golf ball?
A man will spend hours looking for the golf ball!