How many men does it take to open a beer?
Q: How many men does it take to open a beer?
A: None. It should be opened when she brings it.
Why is “U” the happiest letter?
Q: Why is “U” the happiest letter?
A: Because it is in the middle of “fun”.
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What’s the difference between a lawyer and a herd of buffalo?
Q: What’s the difference between a lawyer and a herd of buffalo?
A: The lawyer charges more.
How many men does it take to open a beer?
Q: How many men does it take to open a beer?
A: None. It should be opened when she brings it.
Why did the pig go into the kitchen?
Q: Why did the pig go into the kitchen?
A: He felt like bacon.
Why is a Laundromat a really bad place to pick up a woman?
Q: Why is a Laundromat a really bad place to pick up a woman?
A: Because a woman who can’t even afford a washing machine will probably never be able to support you.