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Why is “U” the happiest letter?

Q: Why is “U” the happiest letter?

A: Because it is in the middle of “fun”.

Latest Q&A Jokes

What do you call a sheep with no legs?

Q: What do you call a sheep with no legs?

A: A cloud.

What does a blonde put behind her ears to make her more attractive?

Q: What does a blonde put behind her ears to make her more attractive?

A: Her ankles.

Why did the blonde purchase AM radio?

Q: Why did the blonde purchase an AM radio?
A: She didn’t want one for nights.

What did the dog get when he multiplied 88 x 7?

Q: What did the dog get when he multiplied 88 x 7?

A: The wrong answer.

Pregnant

Q: I’m two months pregnant now. When will my baby move?

A: With any luck, right after he finishes school.