What did one plate say to the other plate?
Q: What did one plate say to the other plate?
A: He said, “Lunch is on me!”
Why is “U” the happiest letter?
Q: Why is “U” the happiest letter?
A: Because it is in the middle of “fun”.
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Dictionary or octopus?
Q: What do man and women have when they do work on the bed?
A: A dicktionary and an octopussy.
What is yellow and dangerous?
Q: What is yellow and dangerous?
A: Pike infested custard.
How do you get a blonde to marry you?
Q: How do you get a blonde to marry you?
A: Tell her she’s pregnant.
Pregnant
Q: I’m two months pregnant now. When will my baby move?
A: With any luck, right after he finishes school.