What’s brown and sticky?
Q: What’s brown and sticky?
A: A stick.
Why is “U” the happiest letter?
Q: Why is “U” the happiest letter?
A: Because it is in the middle of “fun”.
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Zadnji dodani Q&A Jokes
Pregnant
Q: I’m two months pregnant now. When will my baby move?
A: With any luck, right after he finishes school.
Wife & Job
Q: What’s the difference between your wife and your job?
A: After five years your job still sucks.
Why is a Laundromat a really bad place to pick up a woman?
Q: Why is a Laundromat a really bad place to pick up a woman?
A: Because a woman who can’t even afford a washing machine will probably never be able to support you.
Did you hear about Pepsi’s new soda just for blondes
Q: Did you hear about Pepsi’s new soda just for blondes?
A: It has “open other end” printed on the bottom.
