Why is “U” the happiest letter? Q: Why is “U” the happiest letter? A: Because it is in the middle of “fun”.
Why are blondes like cornflakes Q: Why are blondes like cornflakes? A: Because they’re simple, easy and they taste good.
Who sends a thousand valentines cards signed’, guess who’? Q: Who sends a thousand valentines cards signed’, guess who’? A: A divorce lawyer.
What's the difference between a rotwieler and a poodle? Q: What’s the difference between a rotwieler and a poodle? A: If a rotwieler starts humping your leg you let it finish.