Lightbulb to the fuse
Q: What did the lightbulb say to the fuse ?
A: That’s a blow!
Wife & Job
Q: What’s the difference between your wife and your job?
A: After five years your job still sucks.
Jokes by Category
Latest Q&A Jokes
Flies Have Wings, Why?
Q: Do you know why flies have wings?
A: So they can beat the hicks to the watermelon.
How do you stop a fish from smelling?
Q: How do you stop a fish from smelling?
A: Cut it’s nose off.
What do you call a blonde that goes to college?
Q: What do you call a blonde that goes to college?
A: A Visitor!
What is Fast Food?
Q: What is Fast Food?
A: A chicken running down the road.