What do squirrels give for Valentine’s Day?
Q: What do squirrels give for Valentine’s Day?
A: Forget-me-nuts.
Wife & Job
Q: What’s the difference between your wife and your job?
A: After five years your job still sucks.
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What do you call a sheep with no legs?
Q: What do you call a sheep with no legs?
A: A cloud.
Who keeps the ocean clean?
Q: Who keeps the ocean clean?
A: The mermaid.
What do you call a snowman in the summer?
Q: What do you call a snowman in the summer?
A: A puddle.
A 100 dollar bill
Q:Once there was the tooth fairy, Santa Claus, Easter bunny, a smart blonde and a dumb blonde they were walking down the road when they saw a $100 dollars bill who gets it??
A: No one the first four dont exsist and the other blonde thought it was a gumwraper!
