How do you fix a woman’s watch?
Q: How do you fix a woman’s watch?
A: You don’t. There is a clock on the oven.
Wife & Job
Q: What’s the difference between your wife and your job?
A: After five years your job still sucks.
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Latest Q&A Jokes
How do you get a blonde to marry you?
Q: How do you get a blonde to marry you?
A: Tell her she’s pregnant.
Cow
Q: What do you call a cow with two legs?
A: Lean beef.
Why do gorillas have big noses?
Q: Why do gorillas have big noses?
A: Because they have big fingers.
What is yellow and dangerous?
Q: What is yellow and dangerous?
A: Pike infested custard.