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Wife & Job

Q: What’s the difference between your wife and your job?

A: After five years your job still sucks.

Latest Q&A Jokes

How do you confuse a stupid person?

Q: How do you confuse a stupid person?
A: Put them in a round room and tell them to sit in the corner.

What is yellow and dangerous?

Q: What is yellow and dangerous?

A: Pike infested custard.

Why do blondes always rapidly flap their hands towards theirs ears?

Q: Why do blondes always rapidly flap their hands towards theirs ears?

A: They’re refuelling.

How many men does it take to open a beer?

Q: How many men does it take to open a beer?

A: None. It should be opened when she brings it.

What does a lion call a antelope?

Q: What does a lion call a antelope?

A: Fast food.