What do you call people who are afraid of Santa Claus?
Q: What do you call people who are afraid of Santa Claus?
A: Claustrophobic.
Wife & Job
Q: What’s the difference between your wife and your job?
A: After five years your job still sucks.
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Cow 2
Q: What do you call a cow with no legs?
A: Ground beef.
Why do men die before their wives?
Q: Why do men die before their wives?
A: They want to.
Beer bottle
Q: What does a blond and a beer bottle have in common?
A: They’re both empty from the neck up.
A 100 dollar bill
Q:Once there was the tooth fairy, Santa Claus, Easter bunny, a smart blonde and a dumb blonde they were walking down the road when they saw a $100 dollars bill who gets it??
A: No one the first four dont exsist and the other blonde thought it was a gumwraper!