Lightbulb to the fuse
Q: What did the lightbulb say to the fuse ?
A: That’s a blow!
Q: What’s the difference between your wife and your job?
A: After five years your job still sucks.
Q: What did the lightbulb say to the fuse ?
A: That’s a blow!
Q: Do you know why flies have wings?
A: So they can beat the hicks to the watermelon.
Q: How do you stop a fish from smelling?
A: Cut it’s nose off.
Q: What do you call a blonde that goes to college?
A: A Visitor!
Q: What is Fast Food?
A: A chicken running down the road.