How do you confuse a stupid person?
Q: How do you confuse a stupid person?
A: Put them in a round room and tell them to sit in the corner.
Wife & Job
Q: What’s the difference between your wife and your job?
A: After five years your job still sucks.
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What is yellow and dangerous?
Q: What is yellow and dangerous?
A: Pike infested custard.
Why do blondes always rapidly flap their hands towards theirs ears?
Q: Why do blondes always rapidly flap their hands towards theirs ears?
A: They’re refuelling.
How many men does it take to open a beer?
Q: How many men does it take to open a beer?
A: None. It should be opened when she brings it.
What does a lion call a antelope?
Q: What does a lion call a antelope?
A: Fast food.