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Wife & Job

Q: What’s the difference between your wife and your job?

A: After five years your job still sucks.

Latest Q&A Jokes

What do you call people who are afraid of Santa Claus?

Q: What do you call people who are afraid of Santa Claus?

A: Claustrophobic.

Cow 2

Q: What do you call a cow with no legs?

A: Ground beef.

Why do men die before their wives?

Q: Why do men die before their wives?

A: They want to.

Beer bottle

Q: What does a blond and a beer bottle have in common?

A: They’re both empty from the neck up.

A 100 dollar bill

Q:Once there was the tooth fairy, Santa Claus, Easter bunny, a smart blonde and a dumb blonde they were walking down the road when they saw a $100 dollars bill who gets it??

A: No one the first four dont exsist and the other blonde thought it was a gumwraper!