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Wife & Job

Q: What’s the difference between your wife and your job?

A: After five years your job still sucks.

Latest Q&A Jokes

How do you fix a woman’s watch?

Q: How do you fix a woman’s watch?

A: You don’t. There is a clock on the oven.

How do you get a blonde to marry you?

Q: How do you get a blonde to marry you?

A: Tell her she’s pregnant.

Cow

Q: What do you call a cow with two legs?

A: Lean beef.

Why do gorillas have big noses?

Q: Why do gorillas have big noses?

A: Because they have big fingers.

What is yellow and dangerous?

Q: What is yellow and dangerous?

A: Pike infested custard.