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Wife & Job

Q: What’s the difference between your wife and your job?

A: After five years your job still sucks.

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What do squirrels give for Valentine’s Day?

Q: What do squirrels give for Valentine’s Day?

A: Forget-me-nuts.

What do you call a sheep with no legs?

Q: What do you call a sheep with no legs?

A: A cloud.

Who keeps the ocean clean?

Q: Who keeps the ocean clean?
A: The mermaid.

What do you call a snowman in the summer?

Q: What do you call a snowman in the summer?

A: A puddle.

A 100 dollar bill

Q:Once there was the tooth fairy, Santa Claus, Easter bunny, a smart blonde and a dumb blonde they were walking down the road when they saw a $100 dollars bill who gets it??

A: No one the first four dont exsist and the other blonde thought it was a gumwraper!