How do you fix a woman’s watch? Q: How do you fix a woman’s watch? A: You don’t. There is a clock on the oven.
How do you know when a woman is about to say something smart? Q: How do you know when a woman is about to say something smart? A: When she starts a sentence with “A man once told me…”
How many men does it take to open a beer? Q: How many men does it take to open a beer? A: None. It should be opened when she brings it.
Light bulb Q: How many Hollywood actors does it take to change a light bulb? A: Just one. He holds the bulb and the universe revolves around him.
Light bulb Q: How many unemployed actors does it take to change a light bulb? A: One hundred. One to change it, and ninety-nine to stand around and say, “Hey, I could’ve done that!”
What do you call a blonde that goes to college? Q: What do you call a blonde that goes to college? A: A Visitor!
Why is “U” the happiest letter? Q: Why is “U” the happiest letter? A: Because it is in the middle of “fun”.