Redneck Hotel
You know you’re in a redneck hotel when you phone the front office and say, “I’ve got a leak in the sink.”
And they say, “Go ahead!”
What does a redneck call foreplay?
‘Hey sis, you awake?’
You know you’re in a redneck hotel when you phone the front office and say, “I’ve got a leak in the sink.”
And they say, “Go ahead!”
You might be a redneck if your jack-o lantern on your porch has more teeth than you do.
Y’might be a redneck if the UFO hotline limits you to one call per day!
How did the redneck die drinking milk?
The cow sat on him!
You know your a redneck if you go to a family reunion looking for a girlfriend!