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Redneck Hotel

You know you’re in a redneck hotel when you phone the front office and say, “I’ve got a leak in the sink.”

And they say, “Go ahead!”

Latest Redneck Jokes

Smile

You might be a redneck if your jack-o lantern on your porch has more teeth than you do.

Comin’ ‘Cross the Ohio River

There was a Kentucky redneck and an Ohio buckeye, fishing on their respective sides of the Ohio river. Just as soon as the redneck put his line in the water, he slung a fish onto the bank, and the buckeye was catching nothing, so he yelled across to the redneck, ”Buddy, I’d sure like to be on your side of the river!”

”Aight, tell ya whut, I’ll shine my flashlight ‘cross this river, and you can walk across this little beam of light!” the redneck yelled back.

The buckeye replied, ”Hain’t no way, buddy. I know you think I’m a fool! When I get halfway ‘cross, you’ll turn your flashlight off!”

Redneck Foreplay

What does a redneck call foreplay?

‘Hey sis, you awake?’

UFOs

Y’might be a redneck if the UFO hotline limits you to one call per day!

Redneck Deer

You might be a redneck if you’ve ever hit a deer with your car, deliberately!