UFOs
Y’might be a redneck if the UFO hotline limits you to one call per day!
Redneck Marital Woes
You might be a redneck if you have to take your hat off so your wife can fit into the truck with you.
Jokes by Category
Latest Redneck Jokes
Comin’ ‘Cross the Ohio River
There was a Kentucky redneck and an Ohio buckeye, fishing on their respective sides of the Ohio river. Just as soon as the redneck put his line in the water, he slung a fish onto the bank, and the buckeye was catching nothing, so he yelled across to the redneck, ”Buddy, I’d sure like to be on your side of the river!”
”Aight, tell ya whut, I’ll shine my flashlight ‘cross this river, and you can walk across this little beam of light!” the redneck yelled back.
The buckeye replied, ”Hain’t no way, buddy. I know you think I’m a fool! When I get halfway ‘cross, you’ll turn your flashlight off!”
Redneck Hotel
You know you’re in a redneck hotel when you phone the front office and say, “I’ve got a leak in the sink.”
And they say, “Go ahead!”
Redneck Deer
You might be a redneck if you’ve ever hit a deer with your car, deliberately!
Space Shuttle Redneck
How’d the redneck git lost in space?
He rolled down the window to spit out his chaw!