The Redneck’s Milk
How did the redneck die drinking milk?
The cow sat on him!
Redneck Marital Woes
You might be a redneck if you have to take your hat off so your wife can fit into the truck with you.
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Redneck Easter
You might be a redneck if last year you hid Easter eggs under cowpies!
Family Reunion
You know your a redneck if you go to a family reunion looking for a girlfriend!
Redneck Hitchiker
A truck driver was driving down the highway when he sees a priest hitchhiking on the road. He stops to pick up the priest, but he has a few misgivings about giving him a ride; usually when the driver sees a redneck on the road, he hits them — with a priest in the truck, he’d have to swerve. But the driver decides to pick up the priest.
A little while later, he comes across a redneck hitchhiking. He decides to just swerve and let this one live when, all of a sudden he hears a “BOOM!” The driver looks over at the priest, who says, “Don’t worry — I got him with the door.”
Redneck Marital Woes
You might be a redneck if you have to take your hat off so your wife can fit into the truck with you.