The Redneck’s Milk
How did the redneck die drinking milk?
The cow sat on him!
You might be a redneck if you have to take your hat off so your wife can fit into the truck with you.
How did the redneck die drinking milk?
The cow sat on him!
You might be a redneck if last year you hid Easter eggs under cowpies!
You know your a redneck if you go to a family reunion looking for a girlfriend!
A truck driver was driving down the highway when he sees a priest hitchhiking on the road. He stops to pick up the priest, but he has a few misgivings about giving him a ride; usually when the driver sees a redneck on the road, he hits them — with a priest in the truck, he’d have to swerve. But the driver decides to pick up the priest.
A little while later, he comes across a redneck hitchhiking. He decides to just swerve and let this one live when, all of a sudden he hears a “BOOM!” The driver looks over at the priest, who says, “Don’t worry — I got him with the door.”
You might be a redneck if you have to take your hat off so your wife can fit into the truck with you.