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Space Shuttle Redneck

How’d the redneck git lost in space?

He rolled down the window to spit out his chaw!

Latest Redneck Jokes

Redneck Foreplay

What does a redneck call foreplay?

‘Hey sis, you awake?’

Redneck Wedding

You might be a redneck if you’re late for your wedding because you were at a monster truck rally.

Redneck Easter

You might be a redneck if last year you hid Easter eggs under cowpies!

The Redneck’s Milk

How did the redneck die drinking milk?

The cow sat on him!

Redneck Hitchiker

A truck driver was driving down the highway when he sees a priest hitchhiking on the road. He stops to pick up the priest, but he has a few misgivings about giving him a ride; usually when the driver sees a redneck on the road, he hits them — with a priest in the truck, he’d have to swerve. But the driver decides to pick up the priest.

A little while later, he comes across a redneck hitchhiking. He decides to just swerve and let this one live when, all of a sudden he hears a “BOOM!” The driver looks over at the priest, who says, “Don’t worry — I got him with the door.”