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Space Shuttle Redneck

How’d the redneck git lost in space?

He rolled down the window to spit out his chaw!

Latest Redneck Jokes

Redneck Hitchiker

A truck driver was driving down the highway when he sees a priest hitchhiking on the road. He stops to pick up the priest, but he has a few misgivings about giving him a ride; usually when the driver sees a redneck on the road, he hits them — with a priest in the truck, he’d have to swerve. But the driver decides to pick up the priest.

A little while later, he comes across a redneck hitchhiking. He decides to just swerve and let this one live when, all of a sudden he hears a “BOOM!” The driver looks over at the priest, who says, “Don’t worry — I got him with the door.”

Redneck Hotel

You know you’re in a redneck hotel when you phone the front office and say, “I’ve got a leak in the sink.”

And they say, “Go ahead!”

Family Reunion

You know your a redneck if you go to a family reunion looking for a girlfriend!

Redneck Deer

You might be a redneck if you’ve ever hit a deer with your car, deliberately!

Smile

You might be a redneck if your jack-o lantern on your porch has more teeth than you do.