Redneck Easter
You might be a redneck if last year you hid Easter eggs under cowpies!
How did the redneck die drinking milk?
The cow sat on him!
You might be a redneck if last year you hid Easter eggs under cowpies!
Y’might be a redneck if the UFO hotline limits you to one call per day!
What does a redneck call foreplay?
‘Hey sis, you awake?’
You might be a redneck if you have to take your hat off so your wife can fit into the truck with you.
How’d the redneck git lost in space?
He rolled down the window to spit out his chaw!