How do you fix a woman’s watch?
Q: How do you fix a woman’s watch?
A: You don’t. There is a clock on the oven.
Q: How do you fix a woman’s watch?
A: You don’t. There is a clock on the oven.
Q: How do you fix a woman’s watch?
A: You don’t. There is a clock on the oven.
Q: How do you brainwash a blonde?
A: Give her a douche and shake her upside down.
Q: What do you call a sheep with no legs?
A: A cloud.
Q: What is the fastest fish in the sea?
A: Go-carp.
Q: What do you call a cow with no legs?
A: Ground beef.