Raven and Dog
Q: What do you get when you cross a raven with a mad dog?
A: A ravin lunatic.
How do you fix a woman’s watch?
Q: How do you fix a woman’s watch?
A: You don’t. There is a clock on the oven.
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Latest Q&A Jokes
Why do gorillas have big noses?
Q: Why do gorillas have big noses?
A: Because they have big fingers.
Golf Balls and G-Spots
What’s the difference between a girl’s G-spot and a golf ball?
A man will spend hours looking for the golf ball!
How many men does it take to open a beer?
Q: How many men does it take to open a beer?
A: None. It should be opened when she brings it.
Lip stick stains on the steering wheel
Q: Why are there lip stick stains on the steering wheel after a blonde drives a car?
A: Because she blows the horn!