Why do men die before their wives?
Q: Why do men die before their wives?
A: They want to.
Q: How do you fix a woman’s watch?
A: You don’t. There is a clock on the oven.
Q: Why do men die before their wives?
A: They want to.
Why are men so smart during sex?
Cause they’re plugged into a genius!
Q: A blond going to London on a plane, how can you steal her window seat?
A: Tell her the seats that are going to London are all in the middle row.
Q: What do you call a cow with two legs?
A: Lean beef.
Q: Why did the pig go into the kitchen?
A: He felt like bacon.