Brainwash
Q: How do you brainwash a blonde?
A: Give her a douche and shake her upside down.
How do you fix a woman’s watch?
Q: How do you fix a woman’s watch?
A: You don’t. There is a clock on the oven.
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Blind Fish
Q: What did the fish say when it swam into a wall?
A: “Dam!”
Grenade
Q: What do you do if a blonde throws a pin at you?
A: Run! She’s got a grenade in her mouth!
What did the valentine card say to the stamp?
Q: What did the valentine card say to the stamp?
A: Stick with me and we’ll go places!
What does a blonde put behind her ears to make her more attractive?
Q: What does a blonde put behind her ears to make her more attractive?
A: Her ankles.