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How do you fix a woman’s watch?

Q: How do you fix a woman’s watch?

A: You don’t. There is a clock on the oven.

Latest Q&A Jokes

Why do men die before their wives?

Q: Why do men die before their wives?

A: They want to.

Smart Sex

Why are men so smart during sex?

Cause they’re plugged into a genius!

A blond going to London on a plane, how can you steal her window seat?

Q: A blond going to London on a plane, how can you steal her window seat?
A: Tell her the seats that are going to London are all in the middle row.

Cow

Q: What do you call a cow with two legs?

A: Lean beef.

Why did the pig go into the kitchen?

Q: Why did the pig go into the kitchen?

A: He felt like bacon.