Why do men die before their wives?
Q: Why do men die before their wives?
A: They want to.
How do you fix a woman’s watch?
Q: How do you fix a woman’s watch?
A: You don’t. There is a clock on the oven.
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Why are men so smart during sex?
Cause they’re plugged into a genius!
A blond going to London on a plane, how can you steal her window seat?
Q: A blond going to London on a plane, how can you steal her window seat?
A: Tell her the seats that are going to London are all in the middle row.
Cow
Q: What do you call a cow with two legs?
A: Lean beef.
Why did the pig go into the kitchen?
Q: Why did the pig go into the kitchen?
A: He felt like bacon.