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How do you fix a woman’s watch?

Q: How do you fix a woman’s watch?

A: You don’t. There is a clock on the oven.

Latest Q&A Jokes

Raven and Dog

Q: What do you get when you cross a raven with a mad dog?

A: A ravin lunatic.

Why do gorillas have big noses?

Q: Why do gorillas have big noses?

A: Because they have big fingers.

Golf Balls and G-Spots

What’s the difference between a girl’s G-spot and a golf ball?

A man will spend hours looking for the golf ball!

How many men does it take to open a beer?

Q: How many men does it take to open a beer?

A: None. It should be opened when she brings it.

Lip stick stains on the steering wheel

Q: Why are there lip stick stains on the steering wheel after a blonde drives a car?

A: Because she blows the horn!