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How do you fix a woman’s watch?

Q: How do you fix a woman’s watch?

A: You don’t. There is a clock on the oven.

Latest Q&A Jokes

Brainwash

Q: How do you brainwash a blonde?
A: Give her a douche and shake her upside down.

Blind Fish

Q: What did the fish say when it swam into a wall?

A: “Dam!”

Grenade

Q: What do you do if a blonde throws a pin at you?

A: Run! She’s got a grenade in her mouth!

What did the valentine card say to the stamp?

Q: What did the valentine card say to the stamp?

A: Stick with me and we’ll go places!

What does a blonde put behind her ears to make her more attractive?

Q: What does a blonde put behind her ears to make her more attractive?

A: Her ankles.