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How do you fix a woman’s watch?

Q: How do you fix a woman’s watch?

A: You don’t. There is a clock on the oven.

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How do you fix a woman’s watch?

Q: How do you fix a woman’s watch?

A: You don’t. There is a clock on the oven.

Brainwash

Q: How do you brainwash a blonde?
A: Give her a douche and shake her upside down.

What do you call a sheep with no legs?

Q: What do you call a sheep with no legs?

A: A cloud.

What is the fastest fish in the sea?

Q: What is the fastest fish in the sea?

A: Go-carp.

Cow 2

Q: What do you call a cow with no legs?

A: Ground beef.