Why did the pig go into the kitchen?
Q: Why did the pig go into the kitchen?
A: He felt like bacon.
Why do men die before their wives?
Q: Why do men die before their wives?
A: They want to.
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How do you fix a woman’s watch?
Q: How do you fix a woman’s watch?
A: You don’t. There is a clock on the oven.
The Parrot Joke
Q: What’s orange and sounds like a parrot?
A: A carrot!
Grey, yellow
Q: What’s grey, yellow, grey, yellow, grey, yellow, grey, yellow, grey, yellow, grey, yellow?
A: An elephant rolling down a hill with a daisy in its mouth!
Raven and Dog
Q: What do you get when you cross a raven with a mad dog?
A: A ravin lunatic.