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Why do men die before their wives?

Q: Why do men die before their wives?

A: They want to.

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Pregnant

Q: I’m two months pregnant now. When will my baby move?

A: With any luck, right after he finishes school.

What did the dog get when he multiplied 88 x 7?

Q: What did the dog get when he multiplied 88 x 7?

A: The wrong answer.

How do you confuse a stupid person?

Q: How do you confuse a stupid person?
A: Put them in a round room and tell them to sit in the corner.

Lip stick stains on the steering wheel

Q: Why are there lip stick stains on the steering wheel after a blonde drives a car?

A: Because she blows the horn!

Black, white, black, white, black, white

Q: What goes black white, black, white, black, white?

A: A Penguin rolling down a hill!