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Why do men die before their wives?

Q: Why do men die before their wives?

A: They want to.

Latest Q&A Jokes

Blind Fish

Q: What did the fish say when it swam into a wall?

A: “Dam!”

Why do blondes always rapidly flap their hands towards theirs ears?

Q: Why do blondes always rapidly flap their hands towards theirs ears?

A: They’re refuelling.

Miss Right

Q: I married Miss Right.

A: I just didn’t know her first name was “Always”.

What do you call a blonde that goes to college?

Q: What do you call a blonde that goes to college?

A: A Visitor!

Blonde basement

Q: What do you call a basement full of blondes?

A: A whine cellar.