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Why do men die before their wives?

Q: Why do men die before their wives?

A: They want to.

Latest Q&A Jokes

How do blonde brain cells die?

Q: How do blonde brain cells die?

A: Alone.

How can you tell which tricycle belongs to the blonde?

Q: How can you tell which tricycle belongs to the blonde?
A: A:It is the one with the kickstand.

Why did the invisible man turn down a job offer?

Q: Why did the invisible man turn down a job offer?

A: He just couldn’t see himself doing it.

What’s brown and sticky?

Q: What’s brown and sticky?

A: A stick.

Dictionary or octopus?

Q: What do man and women have when they do work on the bed?

A: A dicktionary and an octopussy.