Pregnant
Q: I’m two months pregnant now. When will my baby move?
A: With any luck, right after he finishes school.
Why do men die before their wives?
Q: Why do men die before their wives?
A: They want to.
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Latest Q&A Jokes
What did the dog get when he multiplied 88 x 7?
Q: What did the dog get when he multiplied 88 x 7?
A: The wrong answer.
How do you confuse a stupid person?
Q: How do you confuse a stupid person?
A: Put them in a round room and tell them to sit in the corner.
Lip stick stains on the steering wheel
Q: Why are there lip stick stains on the steering wheel after a blonde drives a car?
A: Because she blows the horn!
Black, white, black, white, black, white
Q: What goes black white, black, white, black, white?
A: A Penguin rolling down a hill!