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Why do men die before their wives?

Q: Why do men die before their wives?

A: They want to.

Latest Q&A Jokes

Why did the pig go into the kitchen?

Q: Why did the pig go into the kitchen?

A: He felt like bacon.

How do you fix a woman’s watch?

Q: How do you fix a woman’s watch?

A: You don’t. There is a clock on the oven.

The Parrot Joke

Q: What’s orange and sounds like a parrot?

A: A carrot!

Grey, yellow

Q: What’s grey, yellow, grey, yellow, grey, yellow, grey, yellow, grey, yellow, grey, yellow?

A: An elephant rolling down a hill with a daisy in its mouth!

Raven and Dog

Q: What do you get when you cross a raven with a mad dog?

A: A ravin lunatic.