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Why do men die before their wives?

Q: Why do men die before their wives?

A: They want to.

Latest Q&A Jokes

Pregnant

Q: I’m two months pregnant now. When will my baby move?

A: With any luck, right after he finishes school.

Cow 2

Q: What do you call a cow with no legs?

A: Ground beef.

How do you fix a woman’s watch?

Q: How do you fix a woman’s watch?

A: You don’t. There is a clock on the oven.

How many men does it take to open a beer?

Q: How many men does it take to open a beer?

A: None. It should be opened when she brings it.

Brainwash

Q: How do you brainwash a blonde?
A: Give her a douche and shake her upside down.