Pregnant
Q: I’m two months pregnant now. When will my baby move?
A: With any luck, right after he finishes school.
Why do men die before their wives?
Q: Why do men die before their wives?
A: They want to.
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Cow 2
Q: What do you call a cow with no legs?
A: Ground beef.
How do you fix a woman’s watch?
Q: How do you fix a woman’s watch?
A: You don’t. There is a clock on the oven.
How many men does it take to open a beer?
Q: How many men does it take to open a beer?
A: None. It should be opened when she brings it.
Brainwash
Q: How do you brainwash a blonde?
A: Give her a douche and shake her upside down.