Blind Fish
Q: What did the fish say when it swam into a wall?
A: “Dam!”
Why do men die before their wives?
Q: Why do men die before their wives?
A: They want to.
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Why do blondes always rapidly flap their hands towards theirs ears?
Q: Why do blondes always rapidly flap their hands towards theirs ears?
A: They’re refuelling.
Miss Right
Q: I married Miss Right.
A: I just didn’t know her first name was “Always”.
What do you call a blonde that goes to college?
Q: What do you call a blonde that goes to college?
A: A Visitor!
Blonde basement
Q: What do you call a basement full of blondes?
A: A whine cellar.