What’s long and green and only shown once a year?
What’s long and green and only shown once a year?
St. Parade Patrick
St. Patrick’s Day Jokes
Looking for the best Saint Patrick's Day jokes to crack your kids up? Well, you can never find a better collection than we have for you.
The clean green and hilarious Patrick's Day jokes available on our website can bring extreme excitement to the kids and young ones. And speaking of wordplay, there are plenty of St. Patrick’s Day puns that will leave your kids cackling.
Saint Patrick's holiday is already an exciting and fun time for kids and they want to spend it in every possible manner. So here is the list of some top-notch and most hilarious sent Patrick's Day jokes we can come up with.
- Why do Irish golfers never finish the game?
- How did Irish Jig get started?
- Why do Irish people recycle?
- What’s big and purple and next to Ireland?
- Why do we wear shamrocks on St. Patrick?
- What does Ireland have more than any other country?
- What if you lose St. Patrick game?
- Johnny: Why St. Patrick chased all the snakes out of Ireland?
- What’s long and green and only shown once a year?
- What do you get when you spend Christmas with St. Patrick?
Latest St. Patrick's Day Jokes
Why do we wear shamrocks on St. Patrick?
Why do we wear shamrocks on St. Patrick?
Because really the stone is too heavy.
Why do Irish people recycle?
Why do Irish people recycle?
They love to go green!
How did Irish Jig get started?
How did Irish Jig get started?
Too much drinking water and too few toilets.
What do you get when you spend Christmas with St. Patrick?
What do you get when you spend Christmas with St. Patrick?
St. O’ Clause!