Why do we wear shamrocks on St. Patrick?
Why do we wear shamrocks on St. Patrick?
Because really the stone is too heavy.
How did Irish Jig get started?
Too much drinking water and too few toilets.
Why do we wear shamrocks on St. Patrick?
Because really the stone is too heavy.
Johnny: Why St. Patrick chased all the snakes out of Ireland?
Cole: Why?
Johnny: The plane isn’t ready yet.
Why do Irish people recycle?
They love to go green!
How did Irish Jig get started?
Too much drinking water and too few toilets.
What if you lose St. Patrick game?
Shamrock.