Why do Irish golfers never finish the game?
Why do Irish golfers never finish the game?
They refuse to leave the green.
How did Irish Jig get started?
Too much drinking water and too few toilets.
Why do Irish golfers never finish the game?
They refuse to leave the green.
What do you get when you spend Christmas with St. Patrick?
St. O’ Clause!
What’s long and green and only shown once a year?
St. Parade Patrick
Why do Irish people recycle?
They love to go green!
Why do we wear shamrocks on St. Patrick?
Because really the stone is too heavy.