What do you get when you spend Christmas with St. Patrick?
What do you get when you spend Christmas with St. Patrick?
St. O’ Clause!
How did Irish Jig get started?
Too much drinking water and too few toilets.
What do you get when you spend Christmas with St. Patrick?
St. O’ Clause!
Sam: What’s big and purple and next to Ireland?
Kate: No sign.
Sam: Great English wine!
Why do we wear shamrocks on St. Patrick?
Because really the stone is too heavy.
Why do Irish golfers never finish the game?
They refuse to leave the green.
What does Ireland have more than any other country?
Irish people