What’s long and green and only shown once a year?
What’s long and green and only shown once a year?
St. Parade Patrick
Johnny: Why St. Patrick chased all the snakes out of Ireland?
Johnny: Why St. Patrick chased all the snakes out of Ireland?
Cole: Why?
Johnny: The plane isn’t ready yet.
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How did Irish Jig get started?
How did Irish Jig get started?
Too much drinking water and too few toilets.
Why do Irish golfers never finish the game?
Why do Irish golfers never finish the game?
They refuse to leave the green.
Why do Irish people recycle?
Why do Irish people recycle?
They love to go green!
Johnny: Why St. Patrick chased all the snakes out of Ireland?
Johnny: Why St. Patrick chased all the snakes out of Ireland?
Cole: Why?
Johnny: The plane isn’t ready yet.