Johnny: Why St. Patrick chased all the snakes out of Ireland?
Johnny: Why St. Patrick chased all the snakes out of Ireland?
Cole: Why?
Johnny: The plane isn’t ready yet.
Johnny: Why St. Patrick chased all the snakes out of Ireland?
Cole: Why?
Johnny: The plane isn’t ready yet.
Johnny: Why St. Patrick chased all the snakes out of Ireland?
Cole: Why?
Johnny: The plane isn’t ready yet.
Why do we wear shamrocks on St. Patrick?
Because really the stone is too heavy.
What’s long and green and only shown once a year?
St. Parade Patrick
What does Ireland have more than any other country?
Irish people
What do you get when you spend Christmas with St. Patrick?
St. O’ Clause!