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Johnny: Why St. Patrick chased all the snakes out of Ireland?

Johnny: Why St. Patrick chased all the snakes out of Ireland?

Cole: Why?

Johnny: The plane isn’t ready yet.

Latest St. Patrick's Day Jokes

What if you lose St. Patrick game?

What if you lose St. Patrick game?

Shamrock.

Why do Irish golfers never finish the game?

Why do Irish golfers never finish the game?

They refuse to leave the green.

Why do we wear shamrocks on St. Patrick?

Why do we wear shamrocks on St. Patrick?

Because really the stone is too heavy.

What’s long and green and only shown once a year?

What’s long and green and only shown once a year?

St. Parade Patrick

What does Ireland have more than any other country?

What does Ireland have more than any other country?

Irish people