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Johnny: Why St. Patrick chased all the snakes out of Ireland?

Johnny: Why St. Patrick chased all the snakes out of Ireland?

Cole: Why?

Johnny: The plane isn’t ready yet.

Latest St. Patrick's Day Jokes

What’s long and green and only shown once a year?

What’s long and green and only shown once a year?

St. Parade Patrick

What do you get when you spend Christmas with St. Patrick?

What do you get when you spend Christmas with St. Patrick?

St. O’ Clause!

Johnny: Why St. Patrick chased all the snakes out of Ireland?

Johnny: Why St. Patrick chased all the snakes out of Ireland?

Cole: Why?

Johnny: The plane isn’t ready yet.

What’s big and purple and next to Ireland?

Sam: What’s big and purple and next to Ireland?

Kate: No sign.

Sam: Great English wine!

Why do we wear shamrocks on St. Patrick?

Why do we wear shamrocks on St. Patrick?

Because really the stone is too heavy.