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What do you get when you spend Christmas with St. Patrick?

What do you get when you spend Christmas with St. Patrick?

St. O’ Clause!

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Why do Irish golfers never finish the game?

Why do Irish golfers never finish the game?

They refuse to leave the green.

What does Ireland have more than any other country?

What does Ireland have more than any other country?

Irish people

How did Irish Jig get started?

How did Irish Jig get started?

Too much drinking water and too few toilets.

Why do we wear shamrocks on St. Patrick?

Why do we wear shamrocks on St. Patrick?

Because really the stone is too heavy.

Johnny: Why St. Patrick chased all the snakes out of Ireland?

Johnny: Why St. Patrick chased all the snakes out of Ireland?

Cole: Why?

Johnny: The plane isn’t ready yet.