Why do we wear shamrocks on St. Patrick?
Why do we wear shamrocks on St. Patrick?
Because really the stone is too heavy.
What does Ireland have more than any other country?
What does Ireland have more than any other country?
Irish people
Jokes by Category
Latest St. Patrick's Day Jokes
What’s big and purple and next to Ireland?
Sam: What’s big and purple and next to Ireland?
Kate: No sign.
Sam: Great English wine!
Why do Irish golfers never finish the game?
Why do Irish golfers never finish the game?
They refuse to leave the green.
What does Ireland have more than any other country?
What does Ireland have more than any other country?
Irish people
How did Irish Jig get started?
How did Irish Jig get started?
Too much drinking water and too few toilets.