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What if you lose St. Patrick game?

What if you lose St. Patrick game?

Shamrock.

Latest St. Patrick's Day Jokes

How did Irish Jig get started?

How did Irish Jig get started?

Too much drinking water and too few toilets.

What do you get when you spend Christmas with St. Patrick?

What do you get when you spend Christmas with St. Patrick?

St. O’ Clause!

Why do we wear shamrocks on St. Patrick?

Why do we wear shamrocks on St. Patrick?

Because really the stone is too heavy.

Johnny: Why St. Patrick chased all the snakes out of Ireland?

Johnny: Why St. Patrick chased all the snakes out of Ireland?

Cole: Why?

Johnny: The plane isn’t ready yet.

What’s big and purple and next to Ireland?

Sam: What’s big and purple and next to Ireland?

Kate: No sign.

Sam: Great English wine!