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What if you lose St. Patrick game?

What if you lose St. Patrick game?

Shamrock.

Latest St. Patrick's Day Jokes

What do you get when you spend Christmas with St. Patrick?

What do you get when you spend Christmas with St. Patrick?

St. O’ Clause!

Why do Irish golfers never finish the game?

Why do Irish golfers never finish the game?

They refuse to leave the green.

Why do Irish people recycle?

Why do Irish people recycle?

They love to go green!

What’s big and purple and next to Ireland?

Sam: What’s big and purple and next to Ireland?

Kate: No sign.

Sam: Great English wine!

Why do we wear shamrocks on St. Patrick?

Why do we wear shamrocks on St. Patrick?

Because really the stone is too heavy.