Johnny: Why St. Patrick chased all the snakes out of Ireland?
Johnny: Why St. Patrick chased all the snakes out of Ireland?
Cole: Why?
Johnny: The plane isn’t ready yet.
What if you lose St. Patrick game?
What if you lose St. Patrick game?
Shamrock.
Jokes by Category
Latest St. Patrick's Day Jokes
Why do we wear shamrocks on St. Patrick?
Why do we wear shamrocks on St. Patrick?
Because really the stone is too heavy.
What’s big and purple and next to Ireland?
Sam: What’s big and purple and next to Ireland?
Kate: No sign.
Sam: Great English wine!
What do you get when you spend Christmas with St. Patrick?
What do you get when you spend Christmas with St. Patrick?
St. O’ Clause!
How did Irish Jig get started?
How did Irish Jig get started?
Too much drinking water and too few toilets.