What’s long and green and only shown once a year?
What’s long and green and only shown once a year?
St. Parade Patrick
Sam: What’s big and purple and next to Ireland?
Kate: No sign.
Sam: Great English wine!
What’s long and green and only shown once a year?
St. Parade Patrick
Johnny: Why St. Patrick chased all the snakes out of Ireland?
Cole: Why?
Johnny: The plane isn’t ready yet.
Why do Irish golfers never finish the game?
They refuse to leave the green.
What does Ireland have more than any other country?
Irish people
What if you lose St. Patrick game?
Shamrock.