Why do we wear shamrocks on St. Patrick?
Why do we wear shamrocks on St. Patrick?
Because really the stone is too heavy.
What’s big and purple and next to Ireland?
Sam: What’s big and purple and next to Ireland?
Kate: No sign.
Sam: Great English wine!
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Why do Irish golfers never finish the game?
Why do Irish golfers never finish the game?
They refuse to leave the green.
What’s big and purple and next to Ireland?
Sam: What’s big and purple and next to Ireland?
Kate: No sign.
Sam: Great English wine!
What’s long and green and only shown once a year?
What’s long and green and only shown once a year?
St. Parade Patrick
Why do Irish people recycle?
Why do Irish people recycle?
They love to go green!