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What’s big and purple and next to Ireland?

Sam: What’s big and purple and next to Ireland?

Kate: No sign.

Sam: Great English wine!

Latest St. Patrick's Day Jokes

What’s long and green and only shown once a year?

What’s long and green and only shown once a year?

St. Parade Patrick

Why do Irish golfers never finish the game?

Why do Irish golfers never finish the game?

They refuse to leave the green.

What does Ireland have more than any other country?

What does Ireland have more than any other country?

Irish people

What’s big and purple and next to Ireland?

Sam: What’s big and purple and next to Ireland?

Kate: No sign.

Sam: Great English wine!

Why do we wear shamrocks on St. Patrick?

Why do we wear shamrocks on St. Patrick?

Because really the stone is too heavy.