What’s long and green and only shown once a year?
What’s long and green and only shown once a year?
St. Parade Patrick
What’s big and purple and next to Ireland?
Sam: What’s big and purple and next to Ireland?
Kate: No sign.
Sam: Great English wine!
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Latest St. Patrick's Day Jokes
Johnny: Why St. Patrick chased all the snakes out of Ireland?
Johnny: Why St. Patrick chased all the snakes out of Ireland?
Cole: Why?
Johnny: The plane isn’t ready yet.
Why do Irish golfers never finish the game?
Why do Irish golfers never finish the game?
They refuse to leave the green.
What does Ireland have more than any other country?
What does Ireland have more than any other country?
Irish people
What if you lose St. Patrick game?
What if you lose St. Patrick game?
Shamrock.