What’s long and green and only shown once a year?
What’s long and green and only shown once a year?
St. Parade Patrick
What’s big and purple and next to Ireland?
Sam: What’s big and purple and next to Ireland?
Kate: No sign.
Sam: Great English wine!
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Why do we wear shamrocks on St. Patrick?
Why do we wear shamrocks on St. Patrick?
Because really the stone is too heavy.
What do you get when you spend Christmas with St. Patrick?
What do you get when you spend Christmas with St. Patrick?
St. O’ Clause!
How did Irish Jig get started?
How did Irish Jig get started?
Too much drinking water and too few toilets.
What does Ireland have more than any other country?
What does Ireland have more than any other country?
Irish people