What’s long and green and only shown once a year?
What’s long and green and only shown once a year?
St. Parade Patrick
Sam: What’s big and purple and next to Ireland?
Kate: No sign.
Sam: Great English wine!
What’s long and green and only shown once a year?
St. Parade Patrick
Why do Irish golfers never finish the game?
They refuse to leave the green.
What does Ireland have more than any other country?
Irish people
Sam: What’s big and purple and next to Ireland?
Kate: No sign.
Sam: Great English wine!
Why do we wear shamrocks on St. Patrick?
Because really the stone is too heavy.