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What’s long and green and only shown once a year?

What’s long and green and only shown once a year?

St. Parade Patrick

Latest St. Patrick's Day Jokes

Johnny: Why St. Patrick chased all the snakes out of Ireland?

Johnny: Why St. Patrick chased all the snakes out of Ireland?

Cole: Why?

Johnny: The plane isn’t ready yet.

Why do we wear shamrocks on St. Patrick?

Why do we wear shamrocks on St. Patrick?

Because really the stone is too heavy.

What does Ireland have more than any other country?

What does Ireland have more than any other country?

Irish people

What if you lose St. Patrick game?

What if you lose St. Patrick game?

Shamrock.

What do you get when you spend Christmas with St. Patrick?

What do you get when you spend Christmas with St. Patrick?

St. O’ Clause!