What’s big and purple and next to Ireland?
Sam: What’s big and purple and next to Ireland?
Kate: No sign.
Sam: Great English wine!
Why do Irish golfers never finish the game?
Why do Irish golfers never finish the game?
They refuse to leave the green.
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Why do we wear shamrocks on St. Patrick?
Why do we wear shamrocks on St. Patrick?
Because really the stone is too heavy.
Why do Irish people recycle?
Why do Irish people recycle?
They love to go green!
What if you lose St. Patrick game?
What if you lose St. Patrick game?
Shamrock.
What does Ireland have more than any other country?
What does Ireland have more than any other country?
Irish people