What’s long and green and only shown once a year?
What’s long and green and only shown once a year?
St. Parade Patrick
Why do Irish people recycle?
Why do Irish people recycle?
They love to go green!
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Latest St. Patrick's Day Jokes
What’s big and purple and next to Ireland?
Sam: What’s big and purple and next to Ireland?
Kate: No sign.
Sam: Great English wine!
Johnny: Why St. Patrick chased all the snakes out of Ireland?
Johnny: Why St. Patrick chased all the snakes out of Ireland?
Cole: Why?
Johnny: The plane isn’t ready yet.
Why do Irish golfers never finish the game?
Why do Irish golfers never finish the game?
They refuse to leave the green.
How did Irish Jig get started?
How did Irish Jig get started?
Too much drinking water and too few toilets.