What’s big and purple and next to Ireland?
Sam: What’s big and purple and next to Ireland?
Kate: No sign.
Sam: Great English wine!
Why do Irish people recycle?
Why do Irish people recycle?
They love to go green!
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Why do Irish people recycle?
Why do Irish people recycle?
They love to go green!
Why do we wear shamrocks on St. Patrick?
Why do we wear shamrocks on St. Patrick?
Because really the stone is too heavy.
What’s long and green and only shown once a year?
What’s long and green and only shown once a year?
St. Parade Patrick
What do you get when you spend Christmas with St. Patrick?
What do you get when you spend Christmas with St. Patrick?
St. O’ Clause!