What does Ireland have more than any other country?
What does Ireland have more than any other country?
Irish people
Why do Irish people recycle?
They love to go green!
What does Ireland have more than any other country?
Irish people
What do you get when you spend Christmas with St. Patrick?
St. O’ Clause!
Why do Irish golfers never finish the game?
They refuse to leave the green.
Sam: What’s big and purple and next to Ireland?
Kate: No sign.
Sam: Great English wine!
Why do we wear shamrocks on St. Patrick?
Because really the stone is too heavy.