What does Ireland have more than any other country?
What does Ireland have more than any other country?
Irish people
Why do we wear shamrocks on St. Patrick?
Because really the stone is too heavy.
What does Ireland have more than any other country?
Irish people
Why do Irish people recycle?
They love to go green!
What if you lose St. Patrick game?
Shamrock.
Why do Irish golfers never finish the game?
They refuse to leave the green.
How did Irish Jig get started?
Too much drinking water and too few toilets.