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Why do we wear shamrocks on St. Patrick?

Why do we wear shamrocks on St. Patrick?

Because really the stone is too heavy.

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How did Irish Jig get started?

How did Irish Jig get started?

Too much drinking water and too few toilets.

Why do Irish golfers never finish the game?

Why do Irish golfers never finish the game?

They refuse to leave the green.

Johnny: Why St. Patrick chased all the snakes out of Ireland?

Johnny: Why St. Patrick chased all the snakes out of Ireland?

Cole: Why?

Johnny: The plane isn’t ready yet.

What if you lose St. Patrick game?

What if you lose St. Patrick game?

Shamrock.

What’s long and green and only shown once a year?

What’s long and green and only shown once a year?

St. Parade Patrick