What do you get when you spend Christmas with St. Patrick?
What do you get when you spend Christmas with St. Patrick?
St. O’ Clause!
Why do we wear shamrocks on St. Patrick?
Why do we wear shamrocks on St. Patrick?
Because really the stone is too heavy.
Jokes by Category
Latest St. Patrick's Day Jokes
What does Ireland have more than any other country?
What does Ireland have more than any other country?
Irish people
What’s big and purple and next to Ireland?
Sam: What’s big and purple and next to Ireland?
Kate: No sign.
Sam: Great English wine!
Why do Irish people recycle?
Why do Irish people recycle?
They love to go green!
Johnny: Why St. Patrick chased all the snakes out of Ireland?
Johnny: Why St. Patrick chased all the snakes out of Ireland?
Cole: Why?
Johnny: The plane isn’t ready yet.