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Thanksgiving Turkey

One Thanksgiving a friend and I were walking down a main street in Albany when a man comes up to me and gives me a turkey and says, “Happy Thanksgiving!”

Without hesitation my friend knocks him out. I asked my friend why he punched the nice man. My friend said, “He gave you the bird!”

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Thanksgiving Turkey

One Thanksgiving a friend and I were walking down a main street in Albany when a man comes up to me and gives me a turkey and says, “Happy Thanksgiving!”

Without hesitation my friend knocks him out. I asked my friend why he punched the nice man. My friend said, “He gave you the bird!”

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