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Valentine’s Day

After she woke up, a woman told her husband, “I just dreamed that you gave me a pearl necklace for Valentine’s day. What do you think it means?”

“You’ll know tonight.” he said.

That evening, the man came home with a package and gave it to his wife. Delighted, she opened it – to find a book entitled “The meaning of dreams”

Latest Valentine's Day Jokes

Valentine’s Day

After she woke up, a woman told her husband, “I just dreamed that you gave me a pearl necklace for Valentine’s day. What do you think it means?”

“You’ll know tonight.” he said.

That evening, the man came home with a package and gave it to his wife. Delighted, she opened it – to find a book entitled “The meaning of dreams”

What do you call someone with a cold on Valentine’s Day?

Q: What do you call someone with a cold on Valentine’s Day?

A: “Lovesick.”