Love-struck Zoo
What did the elephant say to his girlfriend on Valentine’s Day?
“I love you a ton!”
The Lovers’ Bakery
Why did the cookie break up with the fortune cookie on Valentine’s Day?
Because it felt the fortune cookie was too crumbly under pressure.
Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue
What did the paper clip say to the magnet on Valentine’s Day?
I find you very attractive!
Cupid’s Confusion
Why did Cupid become a chocolate manufacturer?
Because he couldn’t figure out any other way to make love sweet.
Valentine’s Day
After she woke up, a woman told her husband, “I just dreamed that you gave me a pearl necklace for Valentine’s day. What do you think it means?”
“You’ll know tonight.” he said.
That evening, the man came home with a package and gave it to his wife. Delighted, she opened it – to find a book entitled “The meaning of dreams”
What do you call someone with a cold on Valentine’s Day?
Q: What do you call someone with a cold on Valentine’s Day?
A: “Lovesick.”
