What will you do?
Because Dave’s late Uncle is a soldier, so he dreamt to be a soldier. This annoys Dave’s dad and made him ask Dave, “Imagine you are in a camp surrounded by enemies and you are sleeping with C4 (bombs) around you, what will you do?”
Dave answered and said, “I will stop imagining instantly”.
Beating of his life
Mr. George beats ten armies while in his dream. Alas! He saw them on the street the following morning; they recognized him and give him a thorough beating of his life.
A new soldier joining the troops today stopped the propeller halfway thinking it causes the cool breeze which is too much for everyone.
My uncle won’t be happy when it is next month but my friend didn’t understand me so I said, “All troops hate it as well because it will be March”.
What compliment did you think were given to soldiers with excellent performance?
My Dad, who was a retired soldier, asks me, “What compliment did you think were given to soldiers with excellent performance?”
I could remember vividly we have A1, B2, B3, C4, C5, C6, D7, F9 while in school but they only got to have only C4 in the military so I answered and said, “C4”.