Beating of his life
Mr. George beats ten armies while in his dream. Alas! He saw them on the street the following morning; they recognized him and give him a thorough beating of his life.
How many guns do you need for a gunfight?
A General asks his comrades “how many guns do you need for a gunfight?”
“Two”, comrades replied.
“Why two?” the general asked. “One gun for us to shoot at enemies and another gun for our enemy to shoot back at us”
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Why did you choose to shoot less on battlefields?
“Why did you choose to shoot less on battlefields?”
I smiled and said, “Our captain charge $30 per bullet missing the targets (enemy) perhaps I only managed to save $30 this year”
Reject
An Army officer who always took a bribe and got dismissed yesterday was asked to say what ARMY stands for. But to everyone’s surprise, this man said, “Air(Force) Rejected Me Yesterday”.
March
My uncle won’t be happy when it is next month but my friend didn’t understand me so I said, “All troops hate it as well because it will be March”.
What compliment did you think were given to soldiers with excellent performance?
My Dad, who was a retired soldier, asks me, “What compliment did you think were given to soldiers with excellent performance?”
I could remember vividly we have A1, B2, B3, C4, C5, C6, D7, F9 while in school but they only got to have only C4 in the military so I answered and said, “C4”.