Why the sailors can’t play cards?
In a middle of a movie, Vincent asked Felix why the sailors can’t play cards. I answered, “Their captain was sitting on the deck”.
How many guns do you need for a gunfight?
A General asks his comrades “how many guns do you need for a gunfight?”
“Two”, comrades replied.
“Why two?” the general asked. “One gun for us to shoot at enemies and another gun for our enemy to shoot back at us”
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Beating of his life
Mr. George beats ten armies while in his dream. Alas! He saw them on the street the following morning; they recognized him and give him a thorough beating of his life.
March
My uncle won’t be happy when it is next month but my friend didn’t understand me so I said, “All troops hate it as well because it will be March”.
Toy soldiers
John’s Father brought home new soldiers but they can’t fight, why? “They were all toy soldiers”
How many guns do you need for a gunfight?
A General asks his comrades “how many guns do you need for a gunfight?”
“Two”, comrades replied.
“Why two?” the general asked. “One gun for us to shoot at enemies and another gun for our enemy to shoot back at us”